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==I got married last weekend [pics]==

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The sad thing is that this is almost definitely gonna get back to our favorite couple in the gene puddle of South Carolina. I wish them the best personally.
 
holy shit! i'm in the army and my wife does not look like that....thank God!!!
 
found this on one of the sites linking here. hahahaha the interwebs is hilarious.
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Hollywood just contacted TS to film this shit . HES GONNA BE HUGE RICH BAYBE !
 
Here's what happened here, dudes. This dude was like a 25 year old virgin in the military and one night, he got drunk at a bar with his buddies, who egged him on and had been giving him shit about never getting laid. This beast paid some attention to him only because he was in uniform, and dude was captivated and went back to her place and threw his tiny cock in her disgusting hole. Thus, he fell in love with her and had to marry his first piece of ass. Now he's fucked. He can only pray that one night she'll roll over on him and suffocate his sorry ass.
 
I've finally decided to post in this epic thread


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LAWL, WTF
 
lmao at this thread having more views than the GIF thread, in just under a week.

The GIF thread has been stickied as long as I've been on this site and was also started like a year ago


The fact that this thread has more views is purely fucked up
 
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