==I got married last weekend [pics]==

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I think the same thing but I know for a fact it's the same cat. Ha I even told my friend that we should make a video just to prove it.

He tells me his grandparents feed the cat cans of cat food, milk, grounded turkey, and dry cat food, through the day.
 
The markings are pretty similar but the giveaway is the white stripe down its forehead. They are quite different. Also on the tank cats left eye the brown markings dont quite come up to the eye, but in the one you posted the brown goes halfway around the eye.
 
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And we all are probably going to hell. But thats only cause shes going to eat heaven.
 
CrumBum said:
I finally did it, married my girlfriend of 5 years. She means the world to me, I cant believe what a lucky guy I am. I never thought I would find true love, but now that I have my life is complete. Here are the pictures from out ceremony:

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I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.
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No way I'm going to read 55 Pages, but this is a joke right?
 
BARNABY JONES said:
omfg, THEY BREED!!

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Tuesday, October 28, 2008


Daddy in the Making
Current mood: ecstatic
Category: Life

I am going to be a father around the June time-frame. YAY!!! I cannot wait.

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How the fuck can she get pregnant, aint taking the piss but due to her weight she should have polycystic ovaries meaning she is unable to have children plus with excess fat, ie , big fat arse and with a midget man... I would have thought they would never have children.. UNLESS

He wanked off onto a turkey and she shuved it inside of her.
 
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Congrats TS on not just marrying into such a beautiful family, but marrying the most beautiful member of said family.

P.S. They appear to be rich and sophisticated based on their dress. Are they old money real estate wealth or new money high tech wealth?
 
why did they get rid of the linkbacks at the bottom of the threads? It'll be interesting to see where everyone is getting the link to this thread.
 
EolGul said:
This is a great thread, but we've done better. Where do you think this pic came from? But I'm pretty sure that Marlboro Man aka Lee Hotti (the guy in the pink shirt with spiked hair) was for real.

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I would love to see a link for any thread you claim to be better then this one. You guys are my new hero's!!
 
cpillow said:
it appears that the lovely couple didnt got married last weekend, but last year!!

"I'm Candy! I'm 25 years old. I've been married a little over a year to the most wonderful man. We are expecting our first child in June. I'm very excited to become a mother. It's what I've always wanted."

MySpace.com - Mrs. Christian - 25 - Female - ninety six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/candyapple0883

"I am married to a wonderful woman. We got married on October 5, 2007."

MySpace.com - Chris the Freak - 21 - Male - Ninety Six, South Carolina - www.myspace.com/118833657

But it appears they are married indeed!
So CrumBum, how do you explain u were married last weekend?
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you are absolutely positively a world class MORON.

fuckin' honesly...
 
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god fucking damnit if i was your commander i would discharge your ass
 
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