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==I got married last weekend [pics]==

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Over 4 million views and going strong. Woo hoo! Crumbum has been immortalized.
 
Wow i joined sherdog last year and never found a worth wlhile topic to post on and i still haven't but this ...this is a new low or a new high for this site i just don't know i cant make up my mind
 
Can You Guys Stop Fucking Quoting The Pictures Please Its Bad Enough I Have To See Them The First Time
 
Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

that coment made me realize this is a troll job, no one will marry that ugly ass woman
 
that coment made me realize this is a troll job, no one will marry that ugly ass woman

well i guess they DID get married and she even got pregnant :icon_conf wonder how their kid will look like? :icon_surp
 
well thats obviously not you... but these people do exist somewhere... wow
 
This thread is being talked about on other forums, including a New York Jets forum. Amazing.
 
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lol
 
Can You Guys Stop Fucking Quoting The Pictures Please Its Bad Enough I Have To See Them The First Time

Can You Stop Capitalizing Every Fucking Word Please. It's Bad Enough I Have To See Your Shitty Grammar.
 
this guy posted a video response. pretty funny.

lets spread the word guys.

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this guy posted a video response. pretty funny.

lets spread the word guys.

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He doesn't look too far off from the dude in the pics.
 
Unless she has a disease, I find absolutely fucking STUPID of her to let her get to that point. If her gluttony wasn't enough to have the lightbulb go off in her head and think "hmm..I think I may have some problems with my diet," then the moment she needed to have her clothes custom made should have. And THAT is the reason why I dislike her. I went on her husband's myspace and he types like a fucking 3rd grader. I was about to gag from his horrible grammar. "Me and meemaw?" What the fuck? We learned in elementary school that when writing, the other person comes before you, and it's "___ and I" not "___ and me" either. If they had good personalities, then I'd find it a bit shitty for me to be making fun of them.

Maybe she has bad genes, but that's no excuse to let yourself become so obese that you're going to end up with 10 different diseases by the age of 40. Some people have extremely fast ****bolism, and they can consume junk food all day and not gain a pound. I don't have that kind of ****bolism, therefore I don't eat junk food all day. Just because nature gave you something that makes you in disadvantage to others isn't a legit excuse for this.

What I don't like, however, are fucking idiots who think they're so much better than this obese woman, and in all their ecstacy forget that they are equally a piece of a shit. You weigh less? Big fucking deal. Congratualations, you're only 3rd in line on "Most Ugly Motherfuckers." The guy who made that video is a great example. He looks like a shitty asshole who dropped out of high school at the age of 14 who attempts to be funny, but really isn't. Therefore he tries to gain some 'fame' by making shitty videos that he thinks are cool [of him shirtless, as you can tell] and making fun of other people. Fail :]
 
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