==I got married last weekend [pics]==

[RytroSpyk]

Hahahah!

 

[ackbar]

She probably carries him on her shoulders when they go for walks on the beach.

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[Ualue]

I am fucking speechless.

Wonder if she does anal...

 

[sabofx]

 

[ackbar]

LOL MOAR!

 

[cpillow]

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[RaGEDMentaL]

so when did this thread get famous

 

[Gogo Platter]

so when did this thread get famous

Got posted on GorillaMask.net, via a break.com site.

 

[Failcake]

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[chokingvictim]

So we're all famous now?

 

[Instacall]

if you go to google and put in the title it is the first three links that come up. she has to of heard about it by now...plus she set her myspace to private.

can you imagine logging on to your myspace one day and see that you have had over a million profile views??? you would be freaking out. i wonder whats going on?? maybe someone wants me for modeling??

lol!!!!!!

 

[storeo]

I am posting in this thread

 

[TenderCrisco]

LOL her name is Candy, but she is not related to John Candy.

pure genious

 

[Tone C]

My condolences.

 

[IIIIIIII]

Omfg this made me ROFL. It's so funny because it's so obvious but no one ever says it.

No one ever says it cause you don't see it very often.

 

[Blast D*]

I just cant believe how ugly that creature and her bridesmaids are.

 

[VZ.]

Just opened this thread. Jesus..........

 

[CrumBum]

So we're all famous now?

What do you mean we?

 

[jcc3508]

How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

how was she a virgin after the wedding when you mentioned that you married her because she was pregnant with an unborn child????

FAIL

 

[CrumBum]

how was she a virgin after the wedding when you mentioned that you married her because she was pregnant with an unborn child????

FAIL

Oh no, ive been caught! lol