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I rubbed poison ivy on my lips and they puffed out and people are checking me out
I must be hot
Or people are concerned
nah I look great
You could also let your spouse repeatedly punch you in the lips so they swell up and look fuller. Think of the purple bruising as a new shade of lipstick.