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I got into it with a biker last night

lsa said:
Didn't say it wasn't. Didn't claim only a trained fighter can pull it off. That's just you talking out of your anus.

Someone who has never trained isn't instinctively locking in a good guillotine choke.
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The guillotine was for the most part instinctual. I have zero training. I've seen a ton of quillotines from watching MMA for like 15 years. Really there wasn't much thought process while this was happening. There wasn't time to think. I just reacted. I feel like the guillotine isn't very complicated. I knew it was more than just simply squeezing the neck so that's what made the diffierence. I guess you do kind of have a point because most people would just simply squeeze the neck & think that's it. I made sure to stretch him out & torque his neck. I used every bit of my body to choke him. It wasn't simply an arm choke
 
Drenalin said:
The guillotine was for the most part instinctual. I have zero training. I've seen a ton of quillotines from watching MMA for like 15 years. Really there wasn't much thought process while this was happening. There wasn't time to think. I just reacted. I feel like the guillotine isn't very complicated. I knew it was more than just simply squeezing the neck so that's what made the diffierence. I guess you do kind of have a point because most people would just simply squeeze the neck & think that's it. I made sure to stretch him out & torque his neck. I used every bit of my body to choke him. It wasn't simply an arm choke
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excuse me?
Why did you alter a post like that?
I never said what you are quoting..
 
And now he probably knows where your mother lives, and where your daughter stays (at least sometimes). Horrible decision to engage unless you intended to kill him. I don't know what state you live in but it's never a bad idea to keep an unmolested knife on your person or vehicle. Scary biker attacks you outside your mom's house with your daughter a few yards away... not hard to spin that as a life or death confrontation. Throw a knife in the mix? Done son. Dead biker, safe family.
 
I like the part where none of this happened.
 
lsa said:
excuse me?
Why did you alter a post like that?
I never said what you are quoting..
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I didn't alter anything. I quoted @Turtlejuice. He probably even got a notification saying I quoted him there. That's an error that happens on here sometimes. It happens to me often where it says I was quoted by someone but it was actually someone else's post
 
Mungoose said:
And now he probably knows where your mother lives, and where your daughter stays (at least sometimes). Horrible decision to engage unless you intended to kill him. I don't know what state you live in but it's never a bad idea to keep an unmolested knife on your person or vehicle. Scary biker attacks you outside your mom's house with your daughter a few yards away... not hard to spin that as a life or death confrontation. Throw a knife in the mix? Done son. Dead biker, safe family.
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Lol.
 
Oblivian said:
No doubt that most people can grab onto a guillotine, but I highly question an untrained person choking out someone to the point of unconsciousness off of a takedown.
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I don't. It's super easy even for the untrained. And, grabbing the neck like that is just instinctual when someone shoots for a takedown. Which is why most people can't defend a takedown. Grabbing a guillotine may work, but it is no way to stop the takedown at all.
 
If my girl pinned my arms to my sides while some stranger was teeing off on my face she would no longer be my girl. Should have uppercutted every one there.
 
I'm sure that's not the first guy to unload on your face....<Moves>
 
Drenalin said:
He was riding my ass. Like literally right on my bumper. So I just sat there to piss him off. Guess it worked. All he had to do was go around. This happened in a subdivision with no other cars around. The guy was trying to start shit for no reason
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You should have just brake checked him, he'd of splattered all over your rear end.












he'd of splattered all over your rear end.


<{clintugh}>
 
Also I don't doubt the fight happened but the dude must have been a joke not to damage you with open shots.

Either he was

Old as sin
Small and weak
Obese and retarded
On oxys or heroine

Or any combination of the above


Not taking anything away from your victory just sayin
 
Jack Reacheround said:
I don't. It's super easy even for the untrained. And, grabbing the neck like that is just instinctual when someone shoots for a takedown. Which is why most people can't defend a takedown. Grabbing a guillotine may work, but it is no way to stop the takedown at all.
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You can probably find an extremely high % of street fights with a takedown where this does not occur. I've seen several on youtube where someone tries grabbing a guillotine and fucks it up somehow. Most aren't calm enough to execute it properly and almost all don't have the patience to hold it long enough for someone to go out. Can it happen? Sure, but color me skeptical on someone who has never trained, never been in a fight, angry after being punched several times, enraged after his baby momma was knocked down, etc. calmly slapping in a guillotine after a takedown and holding it until unconsciousness in the middle of the road.
 
Dude, are you retarded?
The road is not a place to be trying to troll and piss people off. It's dangerous. And you have no idea who the other guy is. He could have shot you or stabbed you if he was crazy enough. And you'd risk that just to piss off some weirdo you don't know?

And why the hell would you let someone tee off on your face? If he had KOd you then what?
You had your girl with you, and you're on your way to pick up your daughter from your mom's place.....wtf are you doing? You really could not have been more stupid.

He could have knocked you out and raped your girl. He could now know where your mom lives and try to get revenge on you. Getting into a road fight over some stupid shit like this is next level retarded. I had a buddy get stabbed in a similar situation
Make better decisions. You're a father for fucks sake.
 
Kraysla said:
If my girl pinned my arms to my sides while some stranger was teeing off on my face she would no longer be my girl. Should have uppercutted every one there.
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It didn't matter though because I purposely let him tee off. His punches didn't hurt one bit. I let him land at will & stayed right in his face. That seriously had to bruise his ego. I never once felt the need to get violent until I saw my girl on the ground. I am giving my girl shit about that though. She meant well & that's all that matters
 
Drenalin said:
It didn't matter though because I purposely let him tee off. His punches didn't hurt one bit. I let him land at will & stayed right in his face. That seriously had to bruise his ego. I never once felt the need to get violent until I saw my girl on the ground. I am giving my girl shit about that though. She meant well & that's all that matters
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TS is the 3rd Diaz bro.

<{natewhut}>
 
I'd dump a girl who tries to restrain me while someone is swinging at me. Fuck that.
 
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