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I got into it with a biker last night

Video of the incident has been found. Obviously the part where the biker unloaded on his face had to be edited out.

 
I get not fighting back. I've attempted to do this once or twice,but why let him punch you in the face repeatedly? Lol, you can pull off a guillotine but you can't move your feet and block punches? What a shit show that must of been.
He wasn't doing damage. My girl was screaming at me & holding me. Once he pushed my girl down I threw back. As soon as he got hit he oanic wrestled. Had it stayed standing he would've gotten KO'd.
 
So you're glad you watched MMA because it taught you to stand there and get hit in the face?

Did you only watch Ronda?
 
In all honestly, I'd beat the dog shit out of CM punk, but that's not saying much. Maybe I'd let him use my face for a punching bag again
I hope so. I'm counting on it.
 
So you're glad you watched MMA because it taught you to stand there and get hit in the face?

Did you only watch Ronda?
Well I'm not sure it really counts as getting punched in the face if they can't even leave a mark
 
I'm not the type of person to start shit, but somehow I ended up in some shit last night. So I was driving through a subdivision & a Harley biker was riding my ass. When I came to a stop sign I just sat there & wouldn't go. So he got off his bike & walked up to my window & punched me right in my face. I seriously was in shock. The guy was obviously fucked up or crazy. He punched me a few more times & at this point I'm getting pissed. Problem is I have my girl in the truck & we are literally like 5 houses down from my moms place where we're going to pick up our daughter. My girl is screaming "Alex no we need to get our daughter, think about our daughter" but I'm furious. I get out of the truck pissed as can be, but I still refuse to fight back. His girl is screaming at him, my girl is screaming at me, meanwhile I just sit there & let this dude unload on me. I wasn't even trying to fight back, but my girl still felt the need to wrap her arms around me in a way that my arms were pinned to my sides lol thanks babe. I couldn't defend myself if I tried. The thing is I didn't even care. I let this dude land on my face at will & he couldn't even faze me. As I'm taking his punches I'm telling him he's throwing everything he's got & he can't do shit lol it was at this moment in life I learned I have chin. First time I've ever been punched. So finally my girl ends up falling on the ground & scuffing her elbow. Now I'm pissed beyond belief & I stick him with 2 straight rights & he shoots for a takedown & lands in a guillotine. He claws at me like a girl until he goes out. I remain there even though his girl screams over & over again that the cops are on their way. When he comes to & stands up, I taunt him with my hands in the air telling him he hits like a bitch lol then I get back in my truck & leave.

I let this dude unload on my face at will & all he did was bloody my nose. I have a faint bruise on the bridge of my nose & that's it. I landed 2 straight rights clean before he panic wrestled. This all happened right in front of his house so I hope I see him again just because I wanna see if I did any damage. He's damn near my moms neighbor.

Watching MMA does help you in street fight. I have zero training & ive been in one fight my whole life, when I was 17. I wasn't trying to fight but i obviously had to defend my girl. Just my knowledge from watching years of MMA is what allowed me to sink in guillotine. He shot for takedown & was in a guillotine before he hit the ground. And squeezing the life out of him is a feeling I'll never forget.

Cliffs:
-biker started shit with me
-I let biker unload on me at will
-biker had no power
-biker made my girl fall on the ground
-biker finally pissed me off
-biker got choked out

That's 1-0 for your amateur mma career mate. Time to put in the time so you can be the next Nogueira.
 
Cecile Peoples scored it in favour of TS's daughter.
 
That's 1-0 for your amateur mma career mate. Time to put in the time so you can be the next Nogueira.
I KO'd a bully in high school. So I'm 2-0 with 1 KO & 1 submission lol but I can't even fight. They both fought like girls
 
I'm not the type of person to start shit, but somehow I ended up in some shit last night. So I was driving through a subdivision & a Harley biker was riding my ass. When I came to a stop sign I just sat there & wouldn't go. So he got off his bike & walked up to my window & punched me right in my face. I seriously was in shock. The guy was obviously fucked up or crazy. He punched me a few more times & at this point I'm getting pissed. Problem is I have my girl in the truck & we are literally like 5 houses down from my moms place where we're going to pick up our daughter. My girl is screaming "Alex no we need to get our daughter, think about our daughter" but I'm furious. I get out of the truck pissed as can be, but I still refuse to fight back. His girl is screaming at him, my girl is screaming at me, meanwhile I just sit there & let this dude unload on me. I wasn't even trying to fight back, but my girl still felt the need to wrap her arms around me in a way that my arms were pinned to my sides lol thanks babe. I couldn't defend myself if I tried. The thing is I didn't even care. I let this dude land on my face at will & he couldn't even faze me. As I'm taking his punches I'm telling him he's throwing everything he's got & he can't do shit lol it was at this moment in life I learned I have chin. First time I've ever been punched. So finally my girl ends up falling on the ground & scuffing her elbow. Now I'm pissed beyond belief & I stick him with 2 straight rights & he shoots for a takedown & lands in a guillotine. He claws at me like a girl until he goes out. I remain there even though his girl screams over & over again that the cops are on their way. When he comes to & stands up, I taunt him with my hands in the air telling him he hits like a bitch lol then I get back in my truck & leave.

I let this dude unload on my face at will & all he did was bloody my nose. I have a faint bruise on the bridge of my nose & that's it. I landed 2 straight rights clean before he panic wrestled. This all happened right in front of his house so I hope I see him again just because I wanna see if I did any damage. He's damn near my moms neighbor.

Watching MMA does help you in street fight. I have zero training & ive been in one fight my whole life, when I was 17. I wasn't trying to fight but i obviously had to defend my girl. Just my knowledge from watching years of MMA is what allowed me to sink in guillotine. He shot for takedown & was in a guillotine before he hit the ground. And squeezing the life out of him is a feeling I'll never forget.

Cliffs:
-biker started shit with me
-I let biker unload on me at will
-biker had no power
-biker made my girl fall on the ground
-biker finally pissed me off
-biker got choked out


So you beat up a 50 year old accountant in a mid life crisis by letting him pound you in the face until your girl got fucked up too. Congrats I guess??

Also, you clearly left out a huge part of the story, specifically whatever you did to piss him off in the first place. Nobody punches someone in face simply because they didn't go at a stop sign.
 
Really not a great idea to let someone punch you in the face... no matter how small or feeble they appear.
 
Sounds like the moral of the story, TS, is that bitches do nothing but get in the way and make a bad situation worse.
 
I KO'd a bully in high school. So I'm 2-0 with 1 KO & 1 submission lol but I can't even fight. They both fought like girls

Don't worry bro. Look...khabib made it to the big time. You can do it too.
 
So you beat up a 50 year old accountant in a mid life crisis by letting him pound you in the face until your girl got fucked up too. Congrats I guess??

Also, you clearly left out a huge part of the story, specifically whatever you did to piss him off in the first place. Nobody punches someone in face simply because they didn't go at a stop sign.
He didn't look like the accountant type. And the guy was hell bent on starting shit with someone, so I obliged. Keep in mind this was a Harley biker. 99% of them are douchebags who think they're tough. This guy certainly broke that stereotype.
 
Really not a great idea to let someone punch you in the face... no matter how small or feeble they appear.
I wouldn't recommend anyone do it, but for me I'm actually glad I did. Now I know I can take a punch. I'm confident in myself now lol
 
I'm not the type of person to start shit, but somehow I ended up in some shit last night. So I was driving through a subdivision & a Harley biker was riding my ass. When I came to a stop sign I just sat there & wouldn't go. So he got off his bike & walked up to my window & punched me right in my face. I seriously was in shock. The guy was obviously fucked up or crazy. He punched me a few more times & at this point I'm getting pissed. Problem is I have my girl in the truck & we are literally like 5 houses down from my moms place where we're going to pick up our daughter. My girl is screaming "Alex no we need to get our daughter, think about our daughter" but I'm furious. I get out of the truck pissed as can be, but I still refuse to fight back. His girl is screaming at him, my girl is screaming at me, meanwhile I just sit there & let this dude unload on me. I wasn't even trying to fight back, but my girl still felt the need to wrap her arms around me in a way that my arms were pinned to my sides lol thanks babe. I couldn't defend myself if I tried. The thing is I didn't even care. I let this dude land on my face at will & he couldn't even faze me. As I'm taking his punches I'm telling him he's throwing everything he's got & he can't do shit lol it was at this moment in life I learned I have chin. First time I've ever been punched. So finally my girl ends up falling on the ground & scuffing her elbow. Now I'm pissed beyond belief & I stick him with 2 straight rights & he shoots for a takedown & lands in a guillotine. He claws at me like a girl until he goes out. I remain there even though his girl screams over & over again that the cops are on their way. When he comes to & stands up, I taunt him with my hands in the air telling him he hits like a bitch lol then I get back in my truck & leave.

I let this dude unload on my face at will & all he did was bloody my nose. I have a faint bruise on the bridge of my nose & that's it. I landed 2 straight rights clean before he panic wrestled. This all happened right in front of his house so I hope I see him again just because I wanna see if I did any damage. He's damn near my moms neighbor.

Watching MMA does help you in street fight. I have zero training & ive been in one fight my whole life, when I was 17. I wasn't trying to fight but i obviously had to defend my girl. Just my knowledge from watching years of MMA is what allowed me to sink in guillotine. He shot for takedown & was in a guillotine before he hit the ground. And squeezing the life out of him is a feeling I'll never forget.

Cliffs:
-biker started shit with me
-I let biker unload on me at will
-biker had no power
-biker made my girl fall on the ground
-biker finally pissed me off
-biker got choked out
This thread is gold lmao
 
I KO'd a bully in high school. So I'm 2-0 with 1 KO & 1 submission lol but I can't even fight. They both fought like girls
Good thing you didn’t cut me off.
If you did... HEAD CLEAN OFF
 
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