i finaly figured it out

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the toilet paper is upposed to hang like this ( coihe B)
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beacue is there a p[atern on it, its supposed tob e the side u wpie with like the quilt
 
the toilet paper is upposed to hang like this ( coihe B)
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beacue is there a p[atern on it, its supposed tob e the side u wpie with like the quilt

First you must be foreign or special ed bc your English typing is incomprehensible.


Second what if you’re not a woman or gay and don’t buy patterned toilet paper?
 
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The original patent.
 
The answer is "B". If you answered "A" you are a no-go at this station.
 
Dude... figure out how your keyboard works first.
 
First you must be foreign or special ed bc your English typing is incomprehensible.


Second what if you’re not a woman or gay and don’t buy patterned toilet paper?
The only toilet paper I’ve seen without a pattern or quilt is that god awful toilet paper public bathrooms use s:
 
It's not even about which direction nowadays. It's all about how aggressive the hang is.

Now myself, I like a good 2-ply hang. It's not so short that you fumble and bump the roll with your hand, yet it's not obscene and solicitous, dangerously close to the floor, as if your toilet paper just got t.p.'d. Granted, a solid 3-ply hang will do in a pinch, but it's a little suggestive, to be honest.
 
I prefer public TB to shit like 18 ply uber paper. It just makes gets clumped up in my butthole hair. Give me some sand paper and I'll clean that shit up right.
 
First you must be foreign or special ed bc your English typing is incomprehensible.


Second what if you’re not a woman or gay and don’t buy patterned toilet paper?

He's not foreign. He just doesn't know how to use a keyboard.
 
The answer is A for anyone with cats.
 
Those are the best.

Rub my asshole good and raw.
With the cheap tp?

How do you do it man

If you don’t layer at least 40 pieces your shit n piss will go right through it. Goddamn such awful toilet paper should be outlawed :hmph
 
With the cheap tp?

How do you do it man

If you don’t layer at least 40 pieces your shit n piss will go right through it. Goddamn such awful toilet paper should be outlawed :hmph
If you hate yourself enough anything is possible.
 
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