I finally discovered the key to first world alcoholism.

[666]

I knew you were drunk when I saw that sloppy sandwich of yours...

I recently discovered Glen Livet and now everything else seems like crap

No bud. I don't have to be drunk to make a succulent Salmon sandwich.

 

[Aurelian]

 

[Contempt]

No bud. I don't have to be drunk to make a succulent Salmon sandwich.

Or...

 

[Meatspin]

Or...
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Hero. RIP.

 

[shunyata]

Or...
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I see you know your judo well!

 

[johnsmithjohnson]