I failed befrendimg a cat

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  1. Losfer Words Brown Belt

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    This orange cat has been hanging under a tree in front yard for a couple weeks. Last week another cat came into my yard talking shit. Orange cat stood its ground and ran off new cat. So i go put a small bowl of cat food in the yard. Orange cat eats it and lays back down.
    Since then the cat runs off if it sees me. Isnt coming around nearly as much and doesnt eat any food left out for it. How did i fail at something so simple.

    tl/dr
    Me
    <Oku04>

    Orange cat
    <DisgustingHHH>
     
  2. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Neg the cat next time you see it to lower its self confidence.
     
  3. loyalyolayal Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Don't worry, it'll come back around.
     
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    send all bills for the stuff I vanda... broke by accident to this guy
     
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  6. loyalyolayal Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Only 7% broke.
     
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  7. Cpt Migraine Never out of likes..

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    That's the difference between cats and dogs.. cats can decide not to like you..
     
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  8. VulcanNervPinch Gold Belt

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    Your offering sucked

    Take a cat food cooking class
     
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    lick her.... pussies love to be licked
     
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  10. ralphc1 Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Apparently you aren't attractive to the pussy.
     
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  11. bobgeese Gold Belt

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    Orange cat, that was your mistake.
     
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    Clearly you lack the magnetism to pull the pussy in.
     
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  13. NoGoodNamesLeft Red Belt

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    most ronage cats are boy cats so maybe find a girl cat pet it first so the boycat wil liek u
     
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  14. Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    @loyalyolayal you should consider adopting him, with all the damage he ha caused, you'll be paying $1,000,000.
     
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    If it's a ginger Pussy it's more than likely male..
     
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