I could out-smack-talk Chael Sonnen.

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  1. BeerCityBandit

    BeerCityBandit Founding member of the Beer City Fight Club

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    Just saying...
     
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    BluntTrauma21 Broner Brody / Pulev Posse

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    think you're in the wrong forum, also shave your mustache.
     
  3. Kingofthestreets

    Kingofthestreets king of the streets

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    Actually pretty good but common you ain't no sonnan!
     
  4. BeerCityBandit

    BeerCityBandit Founding member of the Beer City Fight Club

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    Never. In fact, I plan to handlebar it once the wax comes in the mail.

    And I have not yet begun to talk smack.
     
  5. BluntTrauma21

    BluntTrauma21 Broner Brody / Pulev Posse

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    Your dedication to the stache is admirable, I'm sold. GET THAT WAX SON!
     
  6. Shael

    Shael Silver Belt

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    Can you out-smack-talk those twins?
     
  7. cottagecheesefan

    cottagecheesefan Silver Belt

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    Do you have oral herpes? Your lips look strangely discoloured. Kind of disgusting really.

    Sound like a dumbass to. Which trade are you barely getting by in?
     
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    KillerIsBack V2 Brown Belt

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    BeerCityBandit Founding member of the Beer City Fight Club

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    Just a bit of razor burn, but I'm touched by your concern.
     
  10. cottagecheesefan

    cottagecheesefan Silver Belt

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    Yea, I guess most vaginas get that way when shaven.
     
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    loisestrad Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Yeah, you would obviously have to guess.
     
  12. BeerCityBandit

    BeerCityBandit Founding member of the Beer City Fight Club

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    BURN!
    *HIGH FIVE *
     
  13. WarKO

    WarKO Guest

    You need to cut the mustache man. The hipster thing died like 2 years ago your wife will leave you if you dont.
     
  14. OrdinaryJoe

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    Perhaps that's what he's hoping for?
     
  15. BeerCityBandit

    BeerCityBandit Founding member of the Beer City Fight Club

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    Nah, she's into it.

    Besides, if I shave the mustache I go from being that guy with the mustache to just THAT guy.

    And people won't stop telling me I look like Shane Dawson.
     
  16. WouldNotBang

    WouldNotBang Lucille Belt

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    You actually kind of look like you're wearing an Aaron Rogers discount double check costume.
     
  17. Hallelujah

    Hallelujah Guest

    "hanging out with my wife"

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