Discussion in 'The Wasteland' started by BeerCityBandit, Feb 15, 2016.
think you're in the wrong forum, also shave your mustache.
Actually pretty good but common you ain't no sonnan!
Never. In fact, I plan to handlebar it once the wax comes in the mail.
And I have not yet begun to talk smack.
Your dedication to the stache is admirable, I'm sold. GET THAT WAX SON!
Can you out-smack-talk those twins?
Do you have oral herpes? Your lips look strangely discoloured. Kind of disgusting really.
Sound like a dumbass to. Which trade are you barely getting by in?
Just a bit of razor burn, but I'm touched by your concern.
Yea, I guess most vaginas get that way when shaven.
Yeah, you would obviously have to guess.
*HIGH FIVE *
You need to cut the mustache man. The hipster thing died like 2 years ago your wife will leave you if you dont.
Perhaps that's what he's hoping for?
Nah, she's into it.
Besides, if I shave the mustache I go from being that guy with the mustache to just THAT guy.
And people won't stop telling me I look like Shane Dawson.
You actually kind of look like you're wearing an Aaron Rogers discount double check costume.
"hanging out with my wife"
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