I could out-smack-talk Chael Sonnen.

[BeerCityBandit]

Just saying...

 

[BluntTrauma21]

think you're in the wrong forum, also shave your mustache.

 

[Kingofthestreets]

Actually pretty good but common you ain't no sonnan!

 

[BeerCityBandit]

think you're in the wrong forum, also shave your mustache.

Never. In fact, I plan to handlebar it once the wax comes in the mail.

And I have not yet begun to talk smack.

 

[BluntTrauma21]

Never. In fact, I plan to handlebar it once the wax comes in the mail.

And I have not yet begun to talk smack.

Your dedication to the stache is admirable, I'm sold. GET THAT WAX SON!

 

[Shael]

Can you out-smack-talk those twins?

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Do you have oral herpes? Your lips look strangely discoloured. Kind of disgusting really.

Sound like a dumbass to. Which trade are you barely getting by in?

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

*facepalm*

 

[BeerCityBandit]

Do you have oral herpes? Your lips look strangely discoloured. Kind of disgusting really.

Sound like a dumbass to. Which trade are you barely getting by in?

Just a bit of razor burn, but I'm touched by your concern.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

Just a bit of razor burn, but I'm touched by your concern.

Yea, I guess most vaginas get that way when shaven.

 

[loisestrad]

Yea, I guess most vaginas get that way when shaven.

Yeah, you would obviously have to guess.

 

[BeerCityBandit]

Yeah, you would obviously have to guess.

BURN!
*HIGH FIVE *

 

[WarKO]

Never. In fact, I plan to handlebar it once the wax comes in the mail.

And I have not yet begun to talk smack.

You need to cut the mustache man. The hipster thing died like 2 years ago your wife will leave you if you dont.

 

[OrdinaryJoe]

You need to cut the mustache man. The hipster thing died like 2 years ago your wife will leave you if you dont.

You need to cut the mustache man. The hipster thing died like 2 years ago your wife will leave you if you dont.

Perhaps that's what he's hoping for?

 

[BeerCityBandit]

You need to cut the mustache man. The hipster thing died like 2 years ago your wife will leave you if you dont.

Nah, she's into it.

Besides, if I shave the mustache I go from being that guy with the mustache to just THAT guy.

And people won't stop telling me I look like Shane Dawson.

 

[WouldNotBang]

Nah, she's into it.

Besides, if I shave the mustache I go from being that guy with the mustache to just THAT guy.

And people won't stop telling me I look like Shane Dawson.

You actually kind of look like you're wearing an Aaron Rogers discount double check costume.

 

[Hallelujah]

"hanging out with my wife"