I could out-smack-talk Chael Sonnen.

Just saying...

 

think you're in the wrong forum, also shave your mustache.

 

Actually pretty good but common you ain't no sonnan!

 

Never. In fact, I plan to handlebar it once the wax comes in the mail.

And I have not yet begun to talk smack.

 

Your dedication to the stache is admirable, I'm sold. GET THAT WAX SON!

 

Can you out-smack-talk those twins?

 

Do you have oral herpes? Your lips look strangely discoloured. Kind of disgusting really.

Sound like a dumbass to. Which trade are you barely getting by in?

 

*facepalm*

 

Just a bit of razor burn, but I'm touched by your concern.

 

Yea, I guess most vaginas get that way when shaven.

 

Yeah, you would obviously have to guess.

 

BURN!
*HIGH FIVE *

 

You need to cut the mustache man. The hipster thing died like 2 years ago your wife will leave you if you dont.

 

Perhaps that's what he's hoping for?

 

Nah, she's into it.

Besides, if I shave the mustache I go from being that guy with the mustache to just THAT guy.

And people won't stop telling me I look like Shane Dawson.

 

You actually kind of look like you're wearing an Aaron Rogers discount double check costume.

 

"hanging out with my wife"