I can fly but have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes

[weed]

I can poop but I have no butthole

Spoiler: this one's easy

 

[Tone C]

There’s one in a minute, two in a moment but never in a thousand years.....

what am I

better spoken than written

M



Edit : NVM, someone beat me to it.

 

[FyrFytr998]

A cloud. Definitely didn't google this to seem smart, nope.

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

I hate riddles like this. Im the kind of person who takes things literally. Clouds do not cry, thus, the riddle sucks!

 

[Fedorgasm]

the answer I was looking for is

Spoiler

a hole

Spoiler

Don't call me an a-hole, it's just a riddle. You're being an a-hole!

 

[steeldragon]

Cloud knew that because it's in the movie escape room which I really enjoyed

 

[I'm Shawn Spencer]

Spoiler

Don't call me an a-hole, it's just a riddle. You're being an a-hole!

<45>

 

[DanSavage]

Here's a real riddle.

What is it we wait for but don't know it's come til it's gone?

 

[DanSavage]

What can you put in a wheel barrow to make it weigh less?

A hole.

 

[Dirt Road Soldier]

High, OP. You're fucking high.

 

[Speedy1]

Here's a real riddle.

What is it we wait for but don't know it's come til it's gone?

Tomorrow.