Relationships I ate pizza that had hair stuck in its topping.

I ate new one yesterday from a third place .


Disappointed to say it had no hair
 
Intermission said:
No trolling sherbros. You know my problems with the pizza guy.. So I went to a different place that likes me, that I grew up with. Everybody knows me since I was 10...

I ate a pizza and got grey witch hair in my fucking mouth, look down and see that it's stuck in the toppings..

How could a pizza maker miss this? It's not the makers hair. I've asked non pizza people and they think it's from when then cheese was manufactured.

The hair was not subtle...

Guessing im not alone in this but this is rough..
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I have a new theory.

Malamute/wolf hair gets on my fork, I ram it in the pizza without looking, and then eat and get it in my mouth.
 
Intermission said:
No trolling sherbros. You know my problems with the pizza guy.. So I went to a different place that likes me, that I grew up with. Everybody knows me since I was 10...

I ate a pizza and got grey witch hair in my fucking mouth, look down and see that it's stuck in the toppings..

How could a pizza maker miss this? It's not the makers hair. I've asked non pizza people and they think it's from when then cheese was manufactured.

The hair was not subtle...

Guessing im not alone in this but this is rough..
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It happens. As long as the hair is long and looks human I'm cool with it if everything makes sense.

Like a thick long black hair at a Chinese and Mexican place I'm fine with but def not a short blonde hair.
 
oh so this is gonna be a thing
 
Hope they didn't charge extra.

Sounds like it is time to give up pizza.

I stopped eating it myself years ago. I was grossed out after reading books on how cows milk is gathered.
 
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