Relationships I ate pizza that had hair stuck in its topping.

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No trolling sherbros. You know my problems with the pizza guy.. So I went to a different place that likes me, that I grew up with. Everybody knows me since I was 10...

I ate a pizza and got grey witch hair in my fucking mouth, look down and see that it's stuck in the toppings..

How could a pizza maker miss this? It's not the makers hair. I've asked non pizza people and they think it's from when then cheese was manufactured.

The hair was not subtle...

Guessing im not alone in this but this is rough..

 

[Slapjit]

Grey hair symbolize wisdom and patience buddy Waheguru simply testing your appetite haanji if no complaining-shomplaining then expect full transformation in near future ji

 

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Grey hair symbolize wisdom and patience buddy Waheguru simply testing your appetite haanji if no complaining-shomplaining then expect full transformation in near future ji

What does vomiting symbolize?

 

[Gutter Chris]

No trolling sherbros. You know my problems with the pizza guy.. So I went to a different place that likes me, that I grew up with. Everybody knows me since I was 10...

I ate a pizza and got grey witch hair in my fucking mouth, look down and see that it's stuck in the toppings..

How could a pizza maker miss this? It's not the makers hair. I've asked non pizza people and they think it's from when then cheese was manufactured.

The hair was not subtle...

Guessing im not alone in this but this is rough..

Most cases of there is a hair in my food are bullshit done by the very person you served trying to score some free shit. If you know you know.

 

[VulcanNervPinch]

How could a pizza maker miss this? It's not the makers hair. I've asked non pizza people and they think it's from when then cheese was manufactured.

It's probably from a possum, living in the rafters of the pizza kitchen

 

[GoodBadHBK]

I hate eating pie and getting hair in my mouth

 

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It's probably from a possum, living in the rafters of the pizza kitchen

I hate that I made this thread

 

[TheChance]

*sigh

 

[HunterAcosta]

You're gonna die sherbro. My condolences. Live it up while you can !

 

[MichiganMMA1978]

I hate that I made this thread

We hate that you made it as well

 

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You're gonna die sherbro. My condolences. Live it up while you can !

Do you believe that was a possum? Do they have long frizzy hair?

 

[Dillydilly]

Hmm...any ninja turtles around? Could be this guy

 

[HunterAcosta]

Do you believe that was a possum? Do they have long frizzy hair?

I feel deep in my heart it was a Wolverine or Honey badger, possibly domesticated. .

 

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I feel deep in my heart it was a Wolverine or Honey badger, possibly domesticated. .

I have an alaskan malamute. Her hair cant get stuck inside that topping no matter how much hair is blowing into that pizza.

So she's out.

The pizza maker had george clooney hair (model).

So he's out.

A rat doesnt have long hairs...

so he's out.

What's left is some gypsy fortune teller packing the cheese who doesnt wear a headband

 

[Kung Fu Kowboy]

Hoover It !!!

 

[Slobodan]

Are you positive it wasn't yours?

 

[horc00]

Was it curly? Did the pizza taste like tuna?

 

[Tone C]

Do you believe that was a possum? Do they have long frizzy hair?

Only around their anus.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Dat dere be wild yeast.

 

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Are you positive it wasn't yours?

Yeah..my hair cant be stuck inside of a pizza topping. I pulled it out of it.