How will the UFC re-write the CM character?

[Bilbo Gaggins]

Will they continue the "touchbutt, just believe and it will come true, hardest working, next level annoying rich guy flaunting his Zuffa supplied rentals" character or re-write as the "flew too close to the sun, overcome great adversity" character?

 

[Sole]

Thought this was gonna be about CM Punk

 

[Bilbo Gaggins]

I suppose it could apply, but I am not familiar with the CM Punk character and don't want google to start serving me Pro Wrasslin ads. Can you describe it?

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

I thought this might be a good cm punk thread


I was wrong

 

[Deleted member 359865]

You really gotta learn your MMA short hand names TS.

 

[Anung Un Rama]

Face turn, it's the only way

 

[dogen]

 

[Post Crisis]

He's gonna be a freelance street fighter come to stake his claim in the premier fighting organization after years splitting his time underground fighting and battling HWs in the WWE.

 

[Jkaylor]

Can we turn this into a CM punk thread? That's what everyone is clicking for anyway

 

[leatherf4ce]

Oh, you mean the "touch-butt", nipple tweaking, licking blood of gloves after a win, doing the gator crawl, and the grave burial ritual in the octagon CM Punk?.....wait....

 

[Bilbo Gaggins]

Can we turn this into a CM punk thread? That's what everyone is clicking for anyway

No need, the CM Scamp character is:

Pretend to want to fight in the UFC while getting paid by Zuffa for being on the Marketing team to squeeze views from the simpleton Wrasslin fans, but never actually step in the cage.

 

[Oy]

UFC 200. Nate's in the octagon waiting, everyone expects Conor. Then this hits:

 

[GusLost]

UFC 200. Nate's in the octagon waiting, everyone expects Conor. Then this hits:

I would literally send the UFC a $100 dollar money order