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I keep hearing about CEO's trying to get people to return to the office instead of working from home.
Some are trying to start small, like having people come in 3 days per week.
Others are just forcing people back, telling them to quit if they don't like it.
If I were a CEO I think I'd try bribing them with free electricity and an EV.
So I'd tell the employees that every day you work from the office, you get credit towards the purchase of an electric car. You can save up those credits until you have enough to buy the whole car, or you can just use up what credits you have and pay the rest in cash if you want the car sooner.
But here's the kicker. Once you have your car, you get free charging in the company parking lot.
Now it's actually saving you money to drive to the office every day because you don't have to pay for the electricity to charge your car.
And you might say "fuck that. Electricity is not worth me giving up working from home."
But... The fact that you had to come in to the office for a couple years to earn that car means that now you're used to it again, so it's no big deal.
Some are trying to start small, like having people come in 3 days per week.
Others are just forcing people back, telling them to quit if they don't like it.
If I were a CEO I think I'd try bribing them with free electricity and an EV.
So I'd tell the employees that every day you work from the office, you get credit towards the purchase of an electric car. You can save up those credits until you have enough to buy the whole car, or you can just use up what credits you have and pay the rest in cash if you want the car sooner.
But here's the kicker. Once you have your car, you get free charging in the company parking lot.
Now it's actually saving you money to drive to the office every day because you don't have to pay for the electricity to charge your car.
And you might say "fuck that. Electricity is not worth me giving up working from home."
But... The fact that you had to come in to the office for a couple years to earn that car means that now you're used to it again, so it's no big deal.