How much of a factor will candles be in the Jones-Cormier fight?

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Cormier: You have been burning that candle at both ends for a long time.
Jones: Where was your Candle when I beat you the first time?
Cormier: Where was my what?....
Jones: Why was your candle out when I beat you the first time?
Cormier: My candle?
Jones: Why was your candle out when I beat you?
Cormier: Well I don't burn the candle at both ends. You beat me the first tim----
Jones: But why was your candle out?
Cormier: Yes in age I'm 37 but I haven't burnt it at both ends to become a middle aged man. Thats you today
Jones: You still haven't answered why your candle was out when I beat you the first time.
Cormier: Ok, you beat me the first time. You burnt my candle.
Jones: So now your candle is relit?
Cormer: Oh yeah, oh yeah. Much better, much better.

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They sound like high school boys having a tussle. Jon is a big kid, but Cormier gets dragged into it as well. It's kinda sweet actually.
 
Cormier: Jon, Jon, you've been burning candles at both ends for a long time.
Jon: Where was your Candle when I beat you the first time?
Cormier: My candle what?....
Jon: Why was your candle out when I beat you the first time?
Cormier: My candle?
Jon: Why was your candle out when I beat you?
Cormier: Well I don't burn the candle at both ends. You beat me the first tim----
Jon: But why was your candle out?
Cormier: Yes I'm 37 but I haven't burnt it at both ends.
Jon: You still haven't answered the question.
Cormier: Ok yes, you beat me the first time. You burnt my candle.
Jon: So now your candle is relight?

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DC will invest heavily into SALT, after the fight. He might light a candle, in memory of his old belt, that never belonged to him....
 
Cormier is such a fucking moron

he wants to talk shit about partying but this dude almost died and fucked up his chances to be in the olympic because he messed up a weight cut. talk about CANDLE BURNIN'
 
Cormier: Jon, Jon, you've been burning candles at both ends for a long time.
Jon: Where was your Candle when I beat you the first time?
Cormier: My candle what?....
Jon: Why was your candle out when I beat you the first time?
Cormier: My candle?
Jon: Why was your candle out when I beat you?
Cormier: Well I don't burn the candle at both ends. You beat me the first tim----
Jon: But why was your candle out?
Cormier: Yes I'm 37 but I haven't burnt it at both ends.
Jon: You still haven't answered the question.
Cormier: Ok yes, you beat me the first time. You burnt my candle.
Jon: So now your candle is relight?

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Are these 2 really having a "candle" measuring contest?

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So bad it's good. Laughed harder at that then anything Conor has ever said.
 
Man, these two can bitch about anything. Even metaphors. Amazing
 
Cormier is such a fucking moron

he wants to talk shit about partying but this dude almost died and fucked up his chances to be in the olympic because he messed up a weight cut. talk about CANDLE BURNIN'
You make Jones-Cormier shit talk look like Shakespeare. GTFO.
 
Jones argues like an 8 year old, no wonder he`s so popular around here...
 
Cormier: You have been burning that candle at both ends for a long time.
Jones: Where was your Candle when I beat you the first time?
Cormier: My candle what?....
Jones: Why was your candle out when I beat you the first time?
Cormier: My candle?
Jones: Why was your candle out when I beat you?
Cormier: Well I don't burn the candle at both ends. You beat me the first tim----
Jones: But why was your candle out?
Cormier: Yes in age I'm 37 but I haven't burnt it at both ends to become a middle aged man. Thats you today
Jones: You still haven't answered why your candle was out when I beat you the first time.
Cormier: Ok, you beat me the first time. You burnt my candle.
Jones: So now your candle is relit?
Cormer: Oh yeah, oh yeah. Much better, much better.

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Hahaha wtf is Jon even talking about?!?! I mean, it's a dumb analogy for DC to make anyway, but what?
 
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