How many cops does it take to beat a criminal?

[MC Paul Barman]

None. He slipped.

 

[Jesus X]

None. He slipped.

 

[sub_thug]

If you're going to do shock comedy, at least make it funny. Seriously, we're waiting for you to actually say something funny, Amy Schumer...

 

[Aegon Spengler]

If it's a 12 year old back kid with a toy gun in a park it takes 2 cops, 1 police car and a broken justice system

 

[Marfa]

It depends on how explosive and athletic the criminal is.

 

[ihavefaith]

About tree fiddy

 

[2DUM2TAP]

A criminal said he slipped after my dad bashed his head into his cell wall.... He spit in my dads face. He knew he'd get assaulting an officer which is why he said he slipped.

 

[Clippys Mom]

In a pub, at one table, an artist, scientist and a philosopher are discussing the question "What is truth?"
And at another table, a politician, businessmen and a lawyer are discussing the question, "What is a lie, I mean, really?"

 

[neverwas]

only one,to say he fell down the stairs while helping with enquires.

 

[Clippys Mom]

If it's a 12 year old back kid with a toy gun in a park it takes 2 cops, 1 police car and a broken justice system

This is an unsingable Christmas song...I tried...I really tried.

 

[Thai Otoshi]

 

[Primitivo]

 

[trolololol]

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

 

[MC Paul Barman]

If you're going to do shock comedy, at least make it funny. Seriously, we're waiting for you to actually say something funny, Amy Schumer...

Come on, guy... don't be alittle bitch about this.
Just make your own joke.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

lol

 

[Persuadertron]

Whats the difference between jelly an jam?

Can't jelly my dick up your ass.

 

[Clippys Mom]

To,
Miss Buns

I cant mustard a defense to your beauty...
My mind cannot ketchup to my beating heart...
I relish our romantic love, even though everyone says you are nothing but a sour croat.

Yours truly,
Oscar Mayer

 

[Clippys Mom]

What do you call a gay egg?

 

[Clippys Mom]

A fegg

 

[jefferz]