I'm talking a huge puddle overflowing the cage.
I know we've seen a couple UFC fighters shit in the octagon (TS, Yoel, who else?), and the thread will probably get wastelandeded, but this is a serious inquiry into why we don't see more major bowel movements inside the fight cage.
Forget all the gut shots and body kicks for a minute. All of the brutal KOs leaving people twitching on the canvas, everyone who gets CTFO unconscious, getting your freaking eyes poked out damn near, foot stomps anyone? Fucked up kidneys from drastic weight & body fluid fluctuation. Not to mention all of the point blank groin shots all the time. Tittay & Vagine shots now too (both properly capitalized.....I put that pu$$¥ on a pedestal....sorry, rambling now).
Crazy shit if we'd see some ridiculous water works live on Fox, or sometime real soon.....we're due like California, right? Only a matter of time imo....surprised it hasn't happened yet on a big stage.
Let me conclude this rabble rabble with the assertion I am not some loose-bladder sissy ninny fairy fu€k. I have only pissed myself one time in my adult life that I can remember. Even though I lack experience in the pants pissing department, I am still greatly surprised it's not a more common occurrence inside the cage. I am fairly certain it will happen sometime soon....big stage....big fighter. Am I strange? Strange yet reasonable?
I know we've seen a couple UFC fighters shit in the octagon (TS, Yoel, who else?), and the thread will probably get wastelandeded, but this is a serious inquiry into why we don't see more major bowel movements inside the fight cage.
Forget all the gut shots and body kicks for a minute. All of the brutal KOs leaving people twitching on the canvas, everyone who gets CTFO unconscious, getting your freaking eyes poked out damn near, foot stomps anyone? Fucked up kidneys from drastic weight & body fluid fluctuation. Not to mention all of the point blank groin shots all the time. Tittay & Vagine shots now too (both properly capitalized.....I put that pu$$¥ on a pedestal....sorry, rambling now).
Crazy shit if we'd see some ridiculous water works live on Fox, or sometime real soon.....we're due like California, right? Only a matter of time imo....surprised it hasn't happened yet on a big stage.
Let me conclude this rabble rabble with the assertion I am not some loose-bladder sissy ninny fairy fu€k. I have only pissed myself one time in my adult life that I can remember. Even though I lack experience in the pants pissing department, I am still greatly surprised it's not a more common occurrence inside the cage. I am fairly certain it will happen sometime soon....big stage....big fighter. Am I strange? Strange yet reasonable?
