How Fights SHOULD Be Scored (A Violence Perspective)

And AI can do the matchmaking as well. No way a human can crunch all the factors as well as AI can. AI could also announce - fighters could choose the voice it announces in! So you like Samuel Jackson's voice? Have him introduce you! You are a Prince fan? Have him introduce you!

AI could also do better commentary than jovial but distracted Daniel, technical but arrogant small man complex Cruz, degen gambler Annik, missed-half-the-action (the right side of it) Bisping, and the rest of those flesh units.

And AI could be the cornermen as well. No more "fuck that guy, BJ" or "you're up 3-1, champ" soothing egos. All hard-hitting facts - "raise your right hook 13.5 degrees and arc it 1.5 inches wider after you roll under his straight. Step 83% as far as you are doing when advancing - that's your distance. Step an additional 27% when retreating and deviate at a 46 degree angle...." - no more general shit....

And the overhead is way lower because you don't have to pay many employees. With the savings, they could pay for hookers and blow for each fighter and other bonuses....

AI could save MMA today, and even more so tomorrow.

Where the fuck you at, ChatMMApt??
Definitely onto something here… gettin buyers remorse to the tune of about 4 billion…sick of having to pay Joe Rogan through the nose for him to just go “oooaaahhhhhhhhhh” … worry no more … just get Elvis to call that pbp n save today
 
Definitely onto something here… gettin buyers remorse to the tune of about 4 billion…sick of having to pay Joe Rogan through the nose for him to just go “oooaaahhhhhhhhhh” … worry no more … just get Elvis to call that pbp n save today
"Well I gotta tell ya..... blue corner is all shook up and..... red corner says he's a dog in there but he ain't nuthin' but a hound dog...."

I mean, if that's not an improvement, shoot me in the fucking head please!
 
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