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How do you explain to people how you got the gi-hickeys?

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by futang17, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. futang17 Green Belt

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    I usually get giant gi-hickeys on my biceps, I just tell people my girlfriend has a weird fetish about sucking on my biceps...
     
  2. lechien Gold Belt

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    I just tell people that yesterday was pay day and my wife is a drunk. Good fun!
     
  3. NLBJJ Orange Belt

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    If on the neck it's a gi hickey, if it's anywhere else it's a bruise IMO.
     
  4. hughes fan Silver Belt

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    I get it on my neck but don't notice and have to think of shit on the spot so it's always some weird excuse like "My dog didn't feel like getting neutered." It's seems easier than telling them all about the perils of rolling around with men in pyjamas
     
  5. Darkslide632 Brown Belt

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    I say, "I grapple, and the uniform sometimes leaves marks." :confused:
     
  6. TalkShowOnMute dancingonthecorpsesashes

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    I usually just say. " Oh these? The bitches are all up ons."
     
  7. gtsbjj12** White Belt

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    definitely this.
     
  8. pittfrog Blue Belt

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    Not sure what you mean
     
  9. Smokey McPot Yellow Belt

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    When they notice it they say, "What's that? you got into a fight huh?" Then i say nothing, and pretend to be cool like i was in a fight last night.
     
  10. GetBeasty Orange Belt

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    Indeed.
     
  11. BIGthingsSON Blue Belt

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    Thank God for being black ( dark skinned ).
     
  12. lukasz4k White Belt

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    lol....also got'em on my biceps
     
  13. Hillary Brown Belt

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    I just wink when people stare or ask. Makes things more fun.
     
  14. SFinclined Purple Belt

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    What's wrong with just saying its from doing ground based kung-fu?
     
  15. the_Dark Knight Purple Belt

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    Ha i always get static from my wife cuz she thinks they are hickeys even when i explain to her theyre from training... So i tell her my instructor takes advantage of me
     
  16. fightme Green Belt

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    I always say "S&M" and that pretty much shuts them up.
     
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    lol!
     

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