How do you explain to people how you got the gi-hickeys?

[futang17]

I usually get giant gi-hickeys on my biceps, I just tell people my girlfriend has a weird fetish about sucking on my biceps...

 

[lechien]

I just tell people that yesterday was pay day and my wife is a drunk. Good fun!

 

[NLBJJ]

If on the neck it's a gi hickey, if it's anywhere else it's a bruise IMO.

 

[hughes fan]

I get it on my neck but don't notice and have to think of shit on the spot so it's always some weird excuse like "My dog didn't feel like getting neutered." It's seems easier than telling them all about the perils of rolling around with men in pyjamas

 

[Darkslide632]

I say, "I grapple, and the uniform sometimes leaves marks."

 

[TalkShowOnMute]

I usually just say. " Oh these? The bitches are all up ons."

 

[gtsbjj12**]

I say, "I grapple, and the uniform sometimes leaves marks."

definitely this.

 

[pittfrog]

Not sure what you mean

 

[Smokey McPot]

When they notice it they say, "What's that? you got into a fight huh?" Then i say nothing, and pretend to be cool like i was in a fight last night.

 

[GetBeasty]

If on the neck it's a gi hickey, if it's anywhere else it's a bruise IMO.

Indeed.

 

[BIGthingsSON]

Thank God for being black ( dark skinned ).

 

[lukasz4k]

lol....also got'em on my biceps

 

[Hillary]

I just wink when people stare or ask. Makes things more fun.

 

[SFinclined]

What's wrong with just saying its from doing ground based kung-fu?

 

[the_Dark Knight]

Ha i always get static from my wife cuz she thinks they are hickeys even when i explain to her theyre from training... So i tell her my instructor takes advantage of me

 

[fightme]

I always say "S&M" and that pretty much shuts them up.

 

[curb1850]

i always say "s&m" and that pretty much shuts them up.

lol!