how do we get ben askren in the UFC?

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is it too late for him now that he is 34? i want to see him compete against Till, Maia, Colby, Woodley and finish with GSP

Dana white needs to sack up and offer this guy a big contract
 
Send him Dana’s address and a gun

dont try that shit on Dana

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He’d have to go on a 10 fight win streak with 1st round KOs
 
Of all those guys you mention, only Lord Till is worthy of the Funk.
 
OK, I'm glad someone asked this.

This is the 3 step process I have determined would work best.

Step 1: Ben obtains a sports agent.

Step 2: Ben's agent approaches the UFC.

Step 3: Ben signs contract with UFC.
 
I just want to see him against Khabib. Will make the octagon MMA world quake.
 
We don't .

These young WW lions will eat this guy for breakfast. He missed his opportunity.
 
He could try out for TUF like everyone else.
 
imo he should go to Dana White Tuesday Night Contender Series and try his best to impress the bald motherfucker, maybe he does it

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We don't. He's a weapon's-grade douchebag and a boring fighter whose desperation for relevance and festering butthurt is the only entertainment a fan can reasonably derive from his career.

It's better with him outside the UFC, his nose squished against the window looking in jealously as better men compete on post-Pride MMA's greatest stage :)
 
Blackmail's the only option at this point.
Let's get a bunch of Vegas cocktail waitresses to #MeToo him.
 
He's had chances, but felt like he deserved the royal treatment. He could probably get in RIGHT NOW if he accepted an offer and didn't demand to be a million dollar earner in his first fight and only taking superfights and title fights. He went prima donna before prima donna was cool and honestly, his bellator wins weren't that impressive. I would rather him go to Bellator, prove he can beat Pitpull and Bendo, then there's a strong case. Otherwise, he squandered his time and is too old and would get mauled alive by the younger bucks in the division.
 
I'm pretty sure dana won't allow it. He had a chance way back when and all he did was shit on ufc and dana. Remember dana said similar things about Fedor but he caved and tried to make a deal because Fedor actually brings something to the table. Ufc doesn't want jon fitch 2
 
Ben just needs to convince the UFC that he will get enough casuals to watch him fight, and his fight style isn’t going to do that. Those of us that already appreciate grappling want to see him in the UFC, but the UFC already has us as fans.

He should look to Chael as a role model, who has a similar fight style, but has the type of self-promotion skills that Ben needs. He needs to generate a feud with a UFC fighter that gets enough attention to get him a contract. Maybe he publicly stalks Colby, who enough people hate to want to see him lose. Maybe his buddy Tyron helps him in some kind of WWE-style scam. It’s easier said than done, but it’s not that hard to get something to go viral these days.
 
OK, I'm glad someone asked this.

This is the 3 step process I have determined would work best.

Step 1: Ben obtains a sports agent.

Step 2: Ben's agent approaches the UFC.

Step 3: Dana tells said agent to fuck off.

Fixed it for you.
 
He should probably correct his expectations. I don't think he wants to though, he can make way more money fighting nobodies elsewhere. The UFC isn't going to give him what he, delusionally, thinks he's worth.
 
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