How did Danny Elfman snag Bridget Fonda?

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  1. revoltub

    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    Just found this out last week. It's been bothering me.

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    The fuck? Look at him laughing at you. It can't be money, Fonda grew up with a shit load of money. Damn do chicks dig Oingo Boingo?

    "Yeah I wrote the batman theme in Tim Burton's movies. I also wrote the rugrats theme, let's get married".

    They've been married since 2003 so she was still fresh at the time.

    How has the government swept this under the rug? Conspiracy? What does Danny Elfman know that we Don't?
     
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    She had a sexiness to her that drove me mad
     
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    because he's talented and charismatic. Do you only approve of women in relationships with men YOU find sexually attractive?
     
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    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Bridget was never a smoke show anyways.

    edit by 2003 she was no longer a star attraction. She was 39. Her last starring role was in the Jet Li Movie Kiss of the Dragon.
     
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  7. revoltub

    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    I knew it.

    He's a farmer. Bitches love fresh salads.
     
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    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    She was definitely being courted daily by guys who are just as talented and charismatic but better looking. This is Bridget Fonda we are talking.
     
  9. EL CORINTHIAN

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    Im going to say it but honestly Bridget Fonda is like a 7/10 for me. She's really not all that special.
     
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    He had a cameo in Back to School.
     
  11. bad seed

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    not everyone is as superficial as you, I guess. Plenty of beautiful people marry people much less conventionally attractive than themselves- and not for money either.
     
  12. revoltub

    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    She's a solid 8 IMO.
     
  14. Sycho Sid

    Sycho Sid Master of the world and the universe

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    Maybe she is a big Oingo Boingo fan?
     
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    Dude he used to be with Jenna Elfman, who is 10x hotter than Bridget Fonda
     
  16. A.A. Riggs

    A.A. Riggs try that on Trish

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    I don't know. How do people meet people?
     
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    revoltub Lord Paramount of the Reach Belt

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    That slick mfer. It has to be the Oingo Boingo thing
     
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    They could also be big fans of the SImpson's theme.

    Dude is pretty prolific.
     
  19. revoltub

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    Forgot that was him too
     
  20. IIIIIIII

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    lol, how have some guys still not figured this out? women are more attracted to confidence and personality, over looks. it's not entirely one over the other, but people are complex. and some women prefer the confidence and personality over aesthetics. just like we men prefer aesthetics over personality. attraction is complex, and people are complex, so the formulas why people are attracted to each are going to be equally as complex.
     

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