How come nobody has invented. A 59 ft outdoor electric inverse shade?

[lakersfan45]

Most patio shades are like this


You anchor the shade and it drops down. It’s not portable and doesn’t cover the backyard. Why not have a electric portable shade
On wheels that opens upward and goes really high, covering up all the light coming into the backyard. It can be called poritsbke tre

 

[KeepingItReal]

What do you mean nobody has invented it? You just did brother!

 

[PurpleStorm]

Sounds rad the way you describe it. Go for it bud. Consider @KeepingItReal and I as associates, in on the ground floor providing encouragement. Presuming it works well manufacture it and you'll be made in the shade.

 

[Fedorgasm]

As usual, Simpsons did it

 

[Red Beard]

I believe the thing you are thinking of is trees.

 

[TheRash]

Wouldn’t take much of a breeze to blow something that size away.

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[aunshi189]

What's crazy is someone invented a 58ft and a 60ft, but 59ft eludes mankind.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

They can’t do it because a plane will fly into it … happened to my friend Steve and he died in the crash, now he’s afraid to go into planes and we can’t travel to Europe together because the boat takes to long

 

[boingyman]

LMAO, that would never work, especially for it to be portable and 59’ lol. Can you imagine someone trying to put up a barrier that high? That shit would stick out like a sore thumb and imagine it tipping over crashing down on a home. Plant some fast growing tress instead. Various cypress tress can have good privacy coverage. Italian Cypress lined up around the perimeter can look nice, but they will take decades to reach a good height. I have no rear neighbors and luckily the city trees behind my fence can grow pretty high. Some trees in my neighborhood that were planted what I'm guessing 5-6 years before ours are over 30' tall. I believe they have the potential to grow 40-50'.

 

[mjmj]

Imagine having a "yard" with fake grass.

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Now thats a face even a mother couldn't love.

 

[Phlog]

Wind.

 

[lakersfan45]

Look all u wind idiots u can tie it down and weigh it down

 

[Legumes]

If you're in need of that much shade, just build your house to fill the entire footprint of the lot and/or stay indoors.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Look all u wind idiots u can tie it down and weigh it down

Dude the wind around here is hard af to tie down . I tried because I was putting up a tent and the wind was being a dick and even after stern warnings it’s continued to be a jerk to me and it went through the rope

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

I hate wind

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Fucking idiot element or whatever it is

 

[Your Salad]

poritsbke tre

???

 

[badascan]

Nature invented it, it's called a "tree"...