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Holy hell, Andre The Giant would have insane KO power

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Such a freaky pic.

I wonder how fast he could hit, though? Power is Strength x Speed. We all know he is strong as hell, but I see Andre getting more TKOs than KOs.

True... I still think he'd knock some fools dead.
 
"I think i think i think"

No, XXL is the largest glove there is. Lesnar had to wear 4XL gloves (two sizes above the standard, which are the highest gloves can go to as 5XL gloves do NOT exist)

So if a guy like Andre got custom made gloves, they would not have an official size?
 
11:50 in the below video. Video of Big Show punching some guy in the face. He broke his jaw.

They had similar builds. Andre was slightly taller and heavier though

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12:46 for the actual punch
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look at Lesnar comapring his hands to Andre the Giants hand

absolutely dwarfed!!

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Yeah, but you know WWE lies about facts. Those outlines of Andre's hand's are probably 15-25% bigger than reality. Just look at his height. In real life he was like 6'11" but WWE billed him as 7'4".
 
I went to that site and read that while visiting Japan, Andre had to poop in bathtubs or on newspapers because the toilets were too small. I hope he tipped the maids well, can you imagine finding giant shit in a bathtub?.

My little brother was a big wrestling fan, I remember he read one of those tell-all books (I think it may have been Hulk Hogan's one) and in it, in Japan, Andre the Giant was getting pissed off because he couldn't fit into the toilet and he really needed to take a shit. Ten minutes later, Hogan (I think, or the author whoever it was) saw him leaving his room and chuckling. Turns out he just took a massive shit on the bed and left it for the maids to sort out. Lol. They're gonna need more than a holocaust cloak and a wheelbarrow.
 
By all accounts, Andre was indeed a Giant in every sense of the word. Brock is an enormous human being, but would be dwarfed by Andre. He was said to be frighteningly strong by other wrestlers, and was so without lifting more than cans of beer.

kayfabe bro. who do you expect to say "i could whip Andre in a fight"?

go look at the match where the Japanese guy turned it real. dude was on his way to beating Andres hashead in tool anoki came down. anoki knew if Andre got smashed for real hed lose a big attraction and a lot of money.


kayfabe, bro. how does it work?
 
He could flick someone with one finger and knock them out. If they stood still.
 
So a lot of people in here are questioning his real size. I met him. My dad is 6'2 I'm 6'3 and he towered over us. I don't think he was anywhere near 500 pounds when we met. But he was easily 7ft and his hands were double my dad's size.

He was a great guy who loved his fans.

I also saw him in person. It's very difficult to explain what it was like to stand in close proximity to the man.

What I can say is that I met Kevin Nash a couple of years later and he didn't leave nearly the same impression.
 
Arm wrestler Denis Cyplenkov has some decent size hands.

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Oh yeah. Would have been France's only chance at ever holding a UFC belt, too.

don't be naive, lots of blacks and Polish and other Slavic blood in france.

add the moslems and a potential Johanna Hammed med Tutu tikikikika will be a future UFC champ
 
Such a freaky pic.



True... I still think he'd knock some fools dead.

He'd probably fight a lot like Pudz did. Very strong with sloppy technique, but able to overwhelm his opponent and get the TKO, or Submission (Strikes). I definitely think his ground and pound would do heavy damage. I just think he's too slow to get 1-punch KOs. Certainly possible, though...
 
Now I have to poop. And I'm not too proud to admit it.
 
My little brother was a big wrestling fan, I remnot a hugeember he read one of those tell-all books (I think it may have been Hulk Hogan's one) and in it, in Japan, Andre the Giant was getting pissed off because he couldn't fit into the toilet and he really needed to take a shit. Ten minutes later, Hogan (I think, or the author whoever it was) saw him leaving his room and chuckling. Turns out he just took a massive shit on the bed and left it for the maids to sort out. Lol. They're gonna need more than a holocaust cloak and a wheelbarrow.

considering Andre was a raging alcoholic, I bet it was a giant pile of diarrhea. not a huge log or huge pile of solid waste
 
Denis Cyplenkov is the last living Neanderthal

Guarantee his mitochondrial DNA is like 90%
 
now i cant stop searching big hands

sonny listen supposedly has the biggest hands ever in boxing

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