Holy f, main and co main fights were senior citizen certified

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Chandler standing at attention and swinging overhands, he looks like a roided out penguin that learned how to walk a week before

Olivera running face first into the most obvious telegraphed shit in existence and getting rocked at the end😂

Stipe looked like he just got both of his hips replaced by cement inserts, throwing some aikdo kicks at Jon's shin, wondering if he left the stove on

And Jon just looks old as shit, not to mention the extra weight makes him look like a cockroach with those skinny legs and fat ass stomach


Terrible, UFC is dead
WWE has better athletic prospects
 
Chandler standing at attention and swinging overhands, he looks like a roided out penguin that learned how to walk a week before

Olivera running face first into the most obvious telegraphed shit in existence and getting rocked at the end😂

Stipe looked like he just got both of his hips replaced by cement inserts, throwing some aikdo kicks at Jon's shin, wondering if he left the stove on

And Jon just looks old as shit, not to mention the extra weight makes him look like a cockroach with those skinny legs and fat ass stomach


Terrible, UFC is dead
WWE has better athletic prospects
Bro, co-main was a great fight. You're reaching like Jon Jones with his fingers extended.
 
Bro, co-main was a great fight. You're reaching like Jon Jones with his fingers extended.
Dana has beaten your expectations down, these guys should already be retired, they're about as fluid as Tyson
No footwork, no power just pure ass
I've seen more explosiveness is street beefs
 
Dana has beaten your expectations down, these guys should already be retired, they're about as fluid as Tyson
No footwork, no power just pure ass
I've seen more explosiveness is street beefs

I mean... This the best you gonna get. Enjoy what you get and dont throw a fit. Brat.
 
Dana has beaten your expectations down, these guys should already be retired, they're about as fluid as Tyson
No footwork, no power just pure ass
I've seen more explosiveness is street beefs

Wtf are you talking about.

Charles put on a clinic for 4 rounds and coasted the 5th which is always dangerous.

Jon looked like the GOAT we know he is.
 
Jones vs Stipe was an abomination, at least Chandler gave us an epic final round.
 
Chandler standing at attention and swinging overhands, he looks like a roided out penguin that learned how to walk a week before

Olivera running face first into the most obvious telegraphed shit in existence and getting rocked at the end😂

Stipe looked like he just got both of his hips replaced by cement inserts, throwing some aikdo kicks at Jon's shin, wondering if he left the stove on

And Jon just looks old as shit, not to mention the extra weight makes him look like a cockroach with those skinny legs and fat ass stomach


Terrible, UFC is dead
WWE has better athletic prospects
Roided out penguin hahaha.

Yeah his physique is suspect AF, looked very stiff tonight. Like a hot dog that got left out for too long.
 
Stipe had no business fighting for a HW title. Just glad the circus is over.
 
Jones has an uncanny ability to trigger people out of existence… it’s why he’s the GOAT and can organically market fights.


You soys will do nothing but tune in on time for his next fight.

<JonesLaugh>
 
All 4 looked bad but Jones looked a level above everyone. Stipe looked like a disaster. Chandler and Charles looked mediocre.
 
That trip/sweep takedown thing jones did was some kung fu movie shit. That was dope. Then he ends it on a spinning back kick. Come on, you are nuts.
 
I've never seen a main event fighter worse than Stipe was tonight.

He was literally a punching bag. Jones landed something like 100 of 120 strikes on him tonight. He couldn't even block, let alone get out of the way of anything Jon threw.

Stipe had zero spring in his step, legs completely gone, looked like 60 year old Tyson shuffling around out there. Speed gone, gunshy as all hell. No chin. Looked like he'd rather be anywhere else.

Any single area you can criticise about a fighter, Stipe ticked all of them tonight.

It sucks because he's a great guy, but its a disgrace that he was even medically cleared to fight tonight.
 
Dana has beaten your expectations down, these guys should already be retired, they're about as fluid as Tyson
No footwork, no power just pure ass
I've seen more explosiveness is street beefs
I spy with my brown eye, what you did there. And I like it.
 
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