Hitman outsourced a murder to hitman, who hired hitman, who hired hitman, who hired hitman

If you want something done right, you've gotta do it yourself.
 
Sounds like none of them were actual hitmen. Just a bunch of posers
 
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Freaking Tekashi 69 doing anything he can to get less time.
 
I know a guy who knows a guy...who knows another guy.
 
Should have played a few games with this guy as the main character...

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...and did the job themselves.

Hopefully, as hilariously as possible.

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Should have played a few games with this guy as the main character...

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...and did the job themselves.

Hopefully, as hilariously as possible.

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The Hitman that came out this year, packaged with the first game's levels, is perhaps the best sandbox game ever when it comes to straight fucking with the ai in the level. Plunking someone in the head with a wrench, crowbar, etc is soooooo satisfying.
 
The Hitman that came out this year, packaged with the first game's levels, is perhaps the best sandbox game ever when it comes to straight fucking with the ai in the level. Plunking someone in the head with a wrench, crowbar, etc is soooooo satisfying.

I'm looking forward to playing the two recent Hitman games next year. :D
 
With it being outsourced that many times, it's probably like the game "telephone" you played as a kid...so they would have off'ed the wrong person anyway.
 
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