Hitman outsourced a murder to hitman, who hired hitman, who hired hitman, who hired hitman

[TheOneAboveAll3]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/hitman-outsourced-murder-hitman-hired-113529464.html

These four hitmen sound far dumber than the three stooges. Luckily for the fifth hitman, he ratted them out. I love a good snitching ending dont you?

 

[Soma]

If you want something done right, you've gotta do it yourself.

 

[Fedorgasm]

Sounds like none of them were actual hitmen. Just a bunch of posers

 

[I'm Not A Nugget]

Which ones Bret Hart?

 

[Plissken]

 

[kahiljabroni]

Sounds like a bunch of shit men....not hit men

 

[Michaelangelo]

Which ones Bret Hart?

Looks like none of them excellently executed anyone

 

[I'm Not A Nugget]

Looks like none of them excellently executed anyone

 

[smooth assassin]

This could be made into a comedy

 

[Estemachine]

Freaking Tekashi 69 doing anything he can to get less time.

 

[Ogata]

I know a guy who knows a guy...who knows another guy.

 

[Drain Bamage]

Sounds like a bunch of quit men, not hitmen

 

[GearSolidMetal]

Should have played a few games with this guy as the main character...

...and did the job themselves.

Hopefully, as hilariously as possible.

 

[hillelslovak87]

Should have played a few games with this guy as the main character...

...and did the job themselves.

Hopefully, as hilariously as possible.

The Hitman that came out this year, packaged with the first game's levels, is perhaps the best sandbox game ever when it comes to straight fucking with the ai in the level. Plunking someone in the head with a wrench, crowbar, etc is soooooo satisfying.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

The Hitman that came out this year, packaged with the first game's levels, is perhaps the best sandbox game ever when it comes to straight fucking with the ai in the level. Plunking someone in the head with a wrench, crowbar, etc is soooooo satisfying.

I'm looking forward to playing the two recent Hitman games next year.

 

[hillelslovak87]

I'm looking forward to playing the two recent Hitman games next year.

Just as I'm happy I finally beat Witcher 3 a few months ago after purchasing it day one, and look forward to beating Blood and Wine in 2020.

 

[Zer]

Should have played a few games with this guy as the main character...

...and did the job themselves.

tbf like 46 other Hitmen passed on his job too

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

RIP Beldar.

 

[Legumes]

With it being outsourced that many times, it's probably like the game "telephone" you played as a kid...so they would have off'ed the wrong person anyway.

 

[I'm Shawn Spencer]