Henry Cejudo Caught Frauding Height

The fact Henry is so small and would beat the ever loving fuck out of me like I'm a little bitch is what makes me think he's so badass.
 
And bro, must people would rather be Cejudo than you or any other Sherdog poster. Dude is living the life.
Most people wouldn't want to be me because 95% of the planet don't want to be anyone other than themselves. But literally no one outside of legit dwarves wants to be 5'3".
 
Most people wouldn't want to be me because 95% of the planet don't want to be anyone other than themselves. But literally no one outside of legit dwarves wants to be 5'3".

Well, I'm 5'8, I think. I'd definitely drop 5 inches to have what Cejudo has. Probably wouldn't want his big ass head though. He can keep that to himself.
 
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