Help me come up with punny Chess names

[applesbananas]

At my workplace we are having chess tournaments and everyone has a nickname that has something to do with chess. So far I have come up with these:

Sucking Chess Wound
8/10 Chess pain
Pawnorrhea

(I'm in the medical field)

 

[BisexualMMA]

Bupawnic plague
Apawndicitis
Broca's Fischer

 

[Gazwald]

Sipholishop

 

[CableandThanos]

En Passant w/ cheese

 

[GearSolidMetal]

'U jus got pawned'

 

[Clear Winner]

hardcore pawn

 

[dildos]

Buttsecks

 

[dildos]

Chessticles

 

[applesbananas]

Bupawnic plague
Apawndicitis
Broca's Fischer

Digging bupawnic plague haha

 

[loyalyolayal]

Fightme

 

[dildos]

Fightme

Needs irl attached at the end.

 

[Turtlejuice]

Nice Chesst

 

[punky brewster]

"Rookin' good"

Check your privilege, mate.

Dat crazy bishop in here.

 

[ithinktheymad]

Suge Knight

 

[RoryFan]

The King of Pawn

 

[sh1tehawke]

U wot (check)m8

 

[91 seconds]

Fedor

Chess D'Amato

 

[michal001]

Imma queen
You can ride me all knight
I'll be your pawn

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Rookie
Pawnorrhea

 

[FyrFytr998]

The King of Queens

I have a 275lb. Chess Press