Heist (2015) (Robert DeNiro)

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I just watched this movie. What an absolute piece of shit. It could be the worst script that I've ever seen draw an A-list actor to be attached.

I have no clue why DeNiro took a role in this cheap ass dog turd.

It stars him, the American version of Javier Bardem, Gina Carano, Bautista and DB Sweeney.

Filmed so cheap. The script is beyond terrible. DeNiro did okay with what he had, but what he had was literally garbage.

Carano has not improved AT ALL since Haywire. She was far and away the worst actor in the entire film, including people with one line. It was Rousey-level bad.

I was embarrassed for all involved.
 
Top 3 DeNiro heists:


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I just watched this movie. What an absolute piece of shit. It could be the worst script that I've ever seen draw an A-list actor to be attached.

I have no clue why DeNiro took a role in this cheap ass dog turd.

It stars him, the American version of Javier Bardem, Gina Carano, Bautista and DB Sweeney.

Filmed so cheap. The script is beyond terrible. DeNiro did okay with what he had, but what he had was literally garbage.

Carano has not improved AT ALL since Haywire. She was far and away the worst actor in the entire film, including people with one line. It was Rousey-level bad.

I was embarrassed for all involved.
He has been selling out for a while he also made a B-movie with 50 cent.
 
Deniros picked a lot of shitty roles

No surprise
 
He has been selling out for a while he also made a B-movie with 50 cent.

Lame.

This was a new low, though. The movie made me embarrassed for fucking DB Sweeney, in 2016.
 
Lame.

This was a new low, though. The movie made me embarrassed for fucking DB Sweeney, in 2016.
im guessing these B-movies pay decent and are made a lot faster than studio films so he can make money in between big films.
 
im guessing these B-movies pay decent and are made a lot faster than studio films so he can make money in between big films.

I guess, but at his age with his wealth and success, he should be able to turn down shit like this.

Accepting big money to have his name slapped on this and trick people into watching it is almost a con job.
 
The guy is like in his mid-70's. He's just making money for his family's future at this point. He hasn't had a truly classic film performance for a long time. He's just banking checks from shitty movies, and a lot of guest starring roles.
 
Carano was good in Deadpool. ^_^
She should focus on making her martial arts look good for movie roles and keep doing the less serious/dialogue roles. At least until she does a few years of drama training.
 
The guy is like in his mid-70's. He's just making money for his family's future at this point. He hasn't had a truly classic film performance for a long time. He's just banking checks from shitty movies, and a lot of guest starring roles.

A lot of people thought his performance in the Intern was a revelation.
 
Someone's got some dirt on De Niro. Dude plays in some bad movies.
 
Someone's got some dirt on De Niro. Dude plays in some bad movies.

Seriously. I felt like he must have been blackmailed to do this project if he had actually seen the script.
 
I saw this pop up on Netflix and just shook my head.

Better off watching the real Heist starring Gene Hackman. Or The Score, which came out around the same time and starred, gasp, De Niro.
 
I just watched this movie. What an absolute piece of shit. It could be the worst script that I've ever seen draw an A-list actor to be attached.

I have no clue why DeNiro took a role in this cheap ass dog turd.


It stars him, the American version of Javier Bardem, Gina Carano, Bautista and DB Sweeney.

Filmed so cheap. The script is beyond terrible. DeNiro did okay with what he had, but what he had was literally garbage.

Carano has not improved AT ALL since Haywire. She was far and away the worst actor in the entire film, including people with one line. It was Rousey-level bad.

I was embarrassed for all involved.



Ever seen this?

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The guy is like in his mid-70's. He's just making money for his family's future at this point. He hasn't had a truly classic film performance for a long time. He's just banking checks from shitty movies, and a lot of guest starring roles.

That's the discipline.
 
Ugh, I've never even heard of that.

I really thought it couldn't get any worse than Righteous Kill until I saw Heist.


Well, I won't spoil it for you, but that movie made Righteous Kill look like an Oscar winner.
 
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