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"He is not the ideal size for a gymnast"

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  1. BSquared Blue Belt

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    Did anybody else laugh their ass off when Goldie said this after Shawn Jordan did the backflip? I thought it was awesome. It's moments like that that makes me happy Goldie is still an announcer after all these years.
     
  2. Handawg Brown Belt

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    Goldie definitely has his moments, and that was one of them.
     
  3. ufcfan4 Can't Andle The Riddum

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    I think Goldie is a fun part of the broadcasts. I laughed at that as well. Rogan-Goldberg is a great team.
     
  4. riitzni Silver Belt

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    Frank Shamrock: "Ohhhh huge knee!"

    Mike Goldberg: "Big knee!"

    Frank Shamrock: "That was a huge knee!"

    Mike Goldberg: "That knee was big!"
     
  5. Happiness Silver Belt

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    Yeah, that was a fun moment.
     
  6. MrCrabs1893 Orange Belt

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    Yup, great line. Shawn Jordan GOAT HW gymnastics.
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  7. Don Quixote Heart of a Lion

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    I remember in one of the guida fights (against Gomi I think) rogan was saying somthing about how his long hair could effect his performance. And Goldie said "guida likes his hair long, it gives him strength" rogan- " ah Sampson?"
     
  8. in the liver Mo froots

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    bahahahahahaha
     
  9. One Inch Punch Purple Belt

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    That is one big back-flipping dude
     
  10. heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Nice , actually looks better than a few of GSPs landings
     
  11. punky brewster Red Belt

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    Love Goldie.

    In the spirit of some Jones nuthuggers, anybody that doesn't like Goldberg must be an anti-semite!
     
  12. Pancake Sprawl WAR IGOR!!!11

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    it looks better than all of GSP's landings, I've never seen GSP actually land on his feet, and that guy is like 100lbs heavier.
     
  13. estranged Red Belt

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    any gif of that flip?
     
  14. Lito Lapida Brown Belt

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    Goldie is just there to make us laugh with his stupid words.
     
  15. ufcfan4 Can't Andle The Riddum

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    One of Goldie's and Rogan's best exchanges in my mind was in Thales/Anderson MW Title fight from a few years back...

    Anderson starts shoulder rolling and basically dancing as he stalks Thales

    Goldberg(emphatically): Anderson Silva doing his best Muhammad Ali!

    Rogan: That's not Ali.

    Goldberg (just as emphatically) THAT'S Anderson Silva!

    Rogan: That's some weirdness.


    I can't do it justice but it's damn funny in delivery. Rogan basically refuting the comparison between Anderson's histrionics and Ali and then Goldberg basically saying Anderson is one of a kind and Rogan following it up with- that's some weird shit he's doing. Which it was.
     
  16. AndrewGolota48 Silver Belt

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    That would make a good t-shirt - "Not Ideal Size for a Gymnast".

    I told everyone watching with me that this 261 lb obese guy would do a backflip to celebrate if he won the fight, and they all thought I was being sarcastic.
     
  17. Adamant GOLD BELT

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    Good god Goldie is funny. But not in the good way.
     
  18. fearoth Silver Belt

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    Goldie was hilarious last night. Not always the case.
     
  19. Fosheez** Green Belt

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    Forgot which fight but someone landed a body shot:

    Goldie: "OOOH WHAT A NICE BODY"
     

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