Have You Ever Been "That Guy" at the Bar?

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I see it every night. You know, the one person who gets way too drunk and starts being loud and aggressively flirting with the bartenders or other people. I pretty much see this every time I'm at the bar and it amazes me. Alcohol really makes people just have no sense of self awareness at all. Has this ever happened to you? I got so drunk once I was knocking shit over but I have never turned into a tool.
 
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I'm pretty sure it's happened to everybody at one point (if you drink at bars). You either get the love eyes or the fight eyes when you're young.
 
I was that guy at a friend's wedding. Got obnoxiously drunk, yelled at the bride to show her titties, wouldn't shut the hell up, then passed out in a bathroom stall. This was all before like 9pm too.
 
I have seen people do this without alcohol, and not even in the bar.
 
You see it every night? You should probably take a few nights off hanging out in bars every once in a while.
 
Yeah ive definately made an ass of myself.

Happens to everyone if you over do it
 
Yeah apparently I ran into a really hot girl from college with huge tits a couple of years ago. I used to be really fat and from what I'm told I was like "HEY I USED TO BE FAT NOW IM NOT DO YOU WANT ME?" My friend said I was literally hovering over her all night at the bar. I was shitfaced I don't remember and honestly it doesn't really sound like me, but she does have huge tits.
 
Everyone at work swears I told my boss' wife to show me her tits when we were at a coworkers birthday party but there's no fucking way I'd say that, drunk or not.
 
Definitely

Booze used to make me forget i was a scared little dicked cuck. I made sure to let everyone know.
 
One time I was at a local deli trying to get a sammich, and this poor local girl, comes in drunk. There is only two of us, me and the guy working the deli. She tries to act slutty, then mean, and just trying to show us she was drunk.

But it just looked really cheesy and forced. There was just two guys there, and we are in a stinking deli. Its not necessary to come here and do this.
 
I'm Australian...

I'll leave it at that.
 
Usually have girls fighting over who wants to talk to me first
 
I don't think I've ever turned into that guy but I knew a couple of guys who did it often.

There are people who shouldn't drink. With cellphones more of them get to see how they act.

Instant asshole, just add alcohol.
 
Yes all the time. But I tip well.
 
Ive been that guy at bars, clubs, restaurants, street corners, casinos, strip clubs, weddings, quimcenearas, Christmas, Easter, football games, MMA fights, baseball games, concerts, 6 year olds birthday parties, just last week I was that guy at some wrestling matches in San Francisco
If I'm there and I'm partying, you're gonna know about it
I'm a character
 
I see it every night. You know, the one person who gets way too drunk and starts being loud and aggressively flirting with the bartenders or other people. I pretty much see this every time I'm at the bar and it amazes me. Alcohol really makes people just have no sense of self awareness at all. Has this ever happened to you? I got so drunk once I was knocking shit over but I have never turned into a tool.
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