have any of you met rogan?

I never met him but I went to his stand up comedy. Hilarious guy
 
I met him at a taping of NewsRadio almost 20 years ago. My friend was an assistant director.

He was nice enough. It wasn't much more than. Hi, nice to meet you.
 
The real JG said:
I "met" Joe Rogan a few years. It wasn't a pleasant experience.

I walked up to him and said " Hey Joe" with my hand out to shake his hand and he slapped it away. He has some wierd skin condition on his right hand where his knuckles are a completely different color to the rest of his hand. I threw my hands up and said "Hey sorry man, I'm just a huge fan". He replied with "That's great, but I have a show in an hour I don't have time for this."

He's lucky I didn't kick his midget head off right there and then.
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i do believe this is the first time i laughed at something rogan did
 
I WILL CUT YOU said:
"Joe, hold the cone up nice and high while I take a pic with my Motorola Flip Razr."

Piss off, kid.
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"Look at all the Fs I don't give"

Well, looks to me you're giving plenty. Take a chill pill buddy. You're not the first to make up stuff on the internet. BTW, I just spoke to Rogan and he said you're lying.
 
Fatal Catro said:
Will never understand why people here think of Rogan as the ultimate bad ass, it's nearly full blown hyperbole which is actually rather ironic.
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He has ten pharmacies in his body, and has some serious skills.
 
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen protein bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
LouisBolanos said:
"Look at all the Fs I don't give"

Well, looks to me you're giving plenty. Take a chill pill buddy. You're not the first to make up stuff on the internet. BTW, I just spoke to Rogan and he said you're lying.
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Louie, you may think you're cool or funny, and that's OK to think.
 
ninjatoekick666 said:
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen protein bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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-1/10
 
lts5025 said:
I met him after he did a set at The Comedy Store in LA. I started crying and told him he was a once-in-history comedian.
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Wow.. Meeting Joe Rogan made you weep.. Once in history??? You talk about him like he talks about Ronda.. Both equal amounts of hyperbole.
 
ninjatoekick666 said:
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Los Angeles the other day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen protein bars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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Ryan Gosling did this exact thing to me when he was here in New Zealand.
 
Fatal Catro said:
Will never understand why people here think of Rogan as the ultimate bad ass, it's nearly full blown hyperbole which is actually rather ironic.
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its not so much that hes the ultimate badass, but he does actually have a bjj black belt and is roided to fuck. its safe to assume hes "above average"
 
Someone I know met him when he was in the UK for a card and said he was nice but seemed like he didn't like intergrating with the fans... he wasn't rude about it but apparently he was quite stand offish to fans.
 
evildog46 said:
Wow.. Meeting Joe Rogan made you weep.. Once in history??? You talk about him like he talks about Ronda.. Both equal amounts of hyperbole.
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thatsthejoke.jpg
 
I thought I met him once at a Halloween party but when I introduced myself it turned out the guy was just some random midget bodybuilder dressed as a gnome.
 
Never met him, but I imagine he must get approached by dumb, bro-douche, conspiracy theory, stoner fans on a regular basis. That has to grind a man's patience down after a while
 
evildog46 said:
Wow.. Meeting Joe Rogan made you weep.. Once in history??? You talk about him like he talks about Ronda.. Both equal amounts of hyperbole.
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That's the joke you idiot.
EDIT: Chaos beat me to it
 
punky brewster said:
Never met him, but I imagine he must get approached by dumb, bro-douche, conspiracy theory, stoner fans on a regular basis. That has to grind a man's patience down after a while
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Couldn't think of a more fitting use for: 'you reap what you sow'.
 
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