Has milk technology gone too far?

[Medulla Omoplata]

Sparkling milk has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. Now I don't drink milk anyway cause that's gross but to make it carboned is extra weird. And this is Canadian. I'd expect this from the Japanese but not the canadians. And I still can't even get a nice cold can of maple syrup to sip on.

Is this the grossest thing milk has ever done? Isn't milk gross? Do you guys drink milk?

FYI: If you start googling milk related terms in google image search things get weird real fast.

 

[UFC=Pride]

I will try this

 

[SRN]

I never saw for sale! It sounds disgusting af

 

[PubliusVentidius]

Milk is for pussies, real alpha men drink colostrum straight from the mammary glands.

 

[Meap]

Sounds like it would be a great beverage to wash down a slice of peppermint almond quiche or some chocolate dipped shrimp.

 

[13 others]

Sparkling milk has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. Now I don't drink milk anyway cause that's gross but to make it carboned is extra weird. And this is Canadian. I'd expect this from the Japanese but not the canadians. And I still can't even get a nice cold can of maple syrup to sip on.

Is this the grossest thing milk has ever done? Isn't milk gross? Do you guys drink milk?

FYI: If you start googling milk related terms in google image search things get weird real fast.

It was an April Fools joke posted yesterday. Not everything on Facebook is true.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

It was an April Fools joke posted yesterday. Not everything on Facebook is true.

what

 

[Kanuck99]

It was an April Fools joke posted yesterday. Not everything on Facebook is true.

what

Great! Now we're gonna be stereotyped.

 

[sissypunch]

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Great! Now we're gonna be stereotyped.

who's we?

 

[Kanuck99]

French Canadians.

 

[Horse Style]

@Clippy would have made this OP better

 

[Clippy]

@Clippy would have made this OP better

@Medulla Omoplata : The poor man's Clippy

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

French Canadians.

I'm not french

@Clippy would have made this OP better

@Clippy would have gotten tired carrying the milk home from the bus and put it down to have a nap in the sun while he rested, the milk would have gone bad, but he would have drank it anyway. The resulting sickness would have left him dehydrated and delirious causing him to wander confusedly through the streets until his wife found him, and not being able to tell the difference between milk-delirious clippy and normal clippy would have gone about her day as normal while clippy proceeded to have many milk-induced hallucinations all the while live-posting to sherdog. Dammit you're right.

 

[Kanuck99]

I'm not french

Phew, I didn't think you were that gullible.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Phew, I didn't think you were that gullible.

I'm confused

 

[Kanuck99]

Only French Canadians would fall for that April Fools prank. You're not French Canadian.

You're welcome.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Only French Canadians would fall for that April Fools prank. You're not French Canadian.

You're welcome.

reported

 

[Kanuck99]

reported

for being awesome!

 

[GoldenAzazel]

It was an April Fools joke posted yesterday. Not everything on Facebook is true.

To be fair though, people drink Ice Cream floats and that's carbonated dairy.