Has anyone seen CM Punk's new movie

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Punk has a horror movie out in which he stars as a fixer upper working on an abandoned house.

Against all my expectations for another shit movie with a fighter (yeah I called CM Punk a fighter) - Bloody disgusting has rated this 4/5 describing it as "Thrilling distinctive and smart" Much like Punks fighting career, AMIRIGHT?

https://bloody-disgusting.com/revie...or-frightfully-funny-fixer-upper-hell-review/

Could Punk have found his new niche? Any sherbro's seen this and can report back? I like a bit of the ole horror now and again, so I will probably rent this from my local blockbuster and check it out.

Can confirm have not searched the forum for similar threads.
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Looks intriguing. I'll czech it later, see if there's a HD stream somewhere on the ARPAnet.
 
That's going to be a no and now I actually hold a small amount of pure smouldering hatred in my heart for you op because now I am aware of a CM Punk movie and that is something I never, ever wanted to know.
 
Punk has a horror movie out in which he stars as a fixer upper working on an abandoned house.

Against all my expectations for another shit movie with a fighter (yeah I called CM Punk a fighter) - Bloody disgusting has rated this 4/5 describing it as "Thrilling distinctive and smart" Much like Punks fighting career, AMIRIGHT?

https://bloody-disgusting.com/revie...or-frightfully-funny-fixer-upper-hell-review/

Could Punk have found his new niche? Any sherbro's seen this and can report back? I like a bit of the ole horror now and again, so I will probably rent this from my local blockbuster and check it out.

Can confirm have not searched the forum for similar threads.
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I think this is the one @Kardashians mentioned recently, I think he has a wank and spends his time in his underwear a lot

hold I'll find out where it was
 
Punk has a horror movie out in which he stars as a fixer upper working on an abandoned house.

Against all my expectations for another shit movie with a fighter (yeah I called CM Punk a fighter) - Bloody disgusting has rated this 4/5 describing it as "Thrilling distinctive and smart" Much like Punks fighting career, AMIRIGHT?

https://bloody-disgusting.com/revie...or-frightfully-funny-fixer-upper-hell-review/

Could Punk have found his new niche? Any sherbro's seen this and can report back? I like a bit of the ole horror now and again, so I will probably rent this from my local blockbuster and check it out.

Can confirm have not searched the forum for similar threads.
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I watched Girl on the Third Floor last night, starring CM Punk. I think everybody on this forum hates him, but I love his jerk ass so much.

It was funny. For some reason I thought it was going to be a slow and eerie film with ghosts but . . . It wasn't like that at all. For most of the film you just laugh because Punk is such an ass and things keep going wrong for him. Almost got a scene of him whacking off to porn, but the dog saved us from that. Thank goodness.

Has some gooey and gross effects. Beautiful shots and set imo. Visually it's quite nice. It's not a fantastic film, but it wasn't awful either.
 
Funny, I saw the trailer and im like, where do I know this guy from, he looks so familiar, and then it said cm punk and I was like oh, lol. He looked like he put on a little weight which is good.

The trailer honestly didn't look that bad. I might even check it out.
 
Sounds like a decent core idea. If I see on tv, I'll watch it.
 
Funny, I saw the trailer and im like, where do I know this guy from, he looks so familiar, and then it said cm punk and I was like oh, lol. He looked like he put on a little weight which is good.

The trailer honestly didn't look that bad. I might even check it out.
There's a scene where Punk is standing topless, back to the camera. He has definitely put on weight. He's not a fat ass or anything, just noticeably doughy lol.
 
CM Punk was actually in two horror movies that came out this year. This one, and then him and AJ Lee have cameos in the film Rabid.

He was funny in that as well. A girl rejects him and he calls her a New Jersey 6.
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I was reading a list from either RT Or metacritic last night that provided the best horror films of 2019 and that one was HIGH UP on said list.

I was shocked when I saw CM Punks name. I’ll check it out. I’m a fan of the dude and of the genre. Doesn’t surprise me that he would be a decent enough actor.

I could see him doing well like Big Dave, Cena and The Rock before him. Tough to get to that level but he could carve out something.
 
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