Has anybody here ever done pro wrestling school?

Had a buddy that jumped the fence at a house show and managed to get in the ring and try to run the ropes before security got to him.

He had no idea nor much resistance was in those ropes. First one made him absolutely face plant.

I just sat in the crowd pretending I didn't know him and laughed my ass off.
 
Have you considered this for your gimmick :
You are a scarecrow with a pumpkin head. Of course you take the pumpkin off before every match. It holds ur powers. You constantly talk about how the ring is ur field and u must protect it. You throw pumpkins at ur opennents when the ref isn’t looking
he could talk with a bad irish accent too and be called "Jack O'Lantern"
 
I did a try out and passed, but I didnt like the way they were teaching people to do exercises.
Ive got certs in PT and shit, and they were trying to get me to do Kettlebell Swings as Kettlebell squat swing thingos (you know what i mean if you do Kettlebells) and other shit, so pissed me off they were giving advice that would hurt people

I dont have the confidence to be involved, nor am I social enough etc
 
I'd like to do that scarecrow with the pumpkin head gimmick but incorporate sexual elements into it like the 1996 version of Goldust.

Like the pumpkin isn't on your head??? Jack-off-o-lantern???? @lakersfan45 do I get the gimmick or nah?
 
Like the pumpkin isn't on your head??? Jack-off-o-lantern???? @lakersfan45 do I get the gimmick or nah?
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Yeah I thought about that too. Not sure if I would be good at it or not. A lot of people tell me I’m really outgoing and crazy but I see myself as an introvert.

You could cut promos where you bag on the territories clam chowder.

"We are in Tallahassee, and I'm not sure what's worse, the chewy clams in the clam chowder or the telephone poles these inbreeds try to pass off as family trees."
*proceeds to throw pumpkins and crops*
 
You could cut promos where you bag on the territories clam chowder.

"We are in Tallahassee, and I'm not sure what's worse, the chewy clams in the clam chowder or the telephone poles these inbreeds try to pass off as family trees."
*proceeds to throw pumpkins and crops*
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Have you considered this for your gimmick :
You are a scarecrow with a pumpkin head. Of course you take the pumpkin off before every match. It holds ur powers. You constantly talk about how the ring is ur field and u must protect it. You throw pumpkins at ur opennents when the ref isn’t looking
This sounds strangely awesome.
 
"Fuck you Ole, I'm not putting a damn pumpkin on my head!" - Jim Cornette circa 1990 Halloween Havoc
 
Im about the size of Walter (before he got shredded) but without the fat/chubbyness he had - more muscle and longer limbs, its what put the idea in my head cause I met Walter and he was like "oh another big boi here" and I took a photo holding his titles (he wasp rogress and PWG at the time) And we were the same size/height.

my mate and Is "dream" for the local gimmick (of course never going to make it huge, was never the idea,m was just to have fun here at local shows) was that hed be the loud mouth asshole manager and I'd be like the big silent angry bruiser hed hide behind, cause ive got kickboxing and BJJ background

But im a cat haha, cause ive always been big I always have been afraid of hurting people, even when doing BJJ Id always be too afraid of really hurting people by accident, and cause im one of those awkward goofs who never knew his own strength.

My ex and I were once play fighting/wrestling and she pushed me so I did a little shove back and she went flying across the room and it led to a serious argument until she calmed down and was like "nah i know you would never hurt me or a woman, your just a giant fkn goof who doesnt know his own strength, your my giant gorilla whose as soft as a teddy bear" and thats why i never really stuck with those kinda things haha
 
Have you considered this for your gimmick :
You are a scarecrow with a pumpkin head. Of course you take the pumpkin off before every match. It holds ur powers. You constantly talk about how the ring is ur field and u must protect it. You throw pumpkins at ur opennents when the ref isn’t looking

This sounds like an even more awesome version of the Great Pumpkin. While walking to the ring, you could announce that you have finally appeared because this "pumpkin patch" is the one most sincere and lacking in hypocrisy. You see your opponents as GMO crops and invasive weeds who must be stopped no matter the cost.


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Im about the size of Walter (before he got shredded) but without the fat/chubbyness he had - more muscle and longer limbs, its what put the idea in my head cause I met Walter and he was like "oh another big boi here" and I took a photo holding his titles (he wasp rogress and PWG at the time) And we were the same size/height.

my mate and Is "dream" for the local gimmick (of course never going to make it huge, was never the idea,m was just to have fun here at local shows) was that hed be the loud mouth asshole manager and I'd be like the big silent angry bruiser hed hide behind, cause ive got kickboxing and BJJ background

But im a cat haha, cause ive always been big I always have been afraid of hurting people, even when doing BJJ Id always be too afraid of really hurting people by accident, and cause im one of those awkward goofs who never knew his own strength.

My ex and I were once play fighting/wrestling and she pushed me so I did a little shove back and she went flying across the room and it led to a serious argument until she calmed down and was like "nah i know you would never hurt me or a woman, your just a giant fkn goof who doesnt know his own strength, your my giant gorilla whose as soft as a teddy bear" and thats why i never really stuck with those kinda things haha
I feel your pain re: growing up bigger than everyone and not always understanding your own strength.

My wife does too... BAZINGA...

I jest, never would hurt a woman, just felt like the Dogger thing to say lol
 
Inquired about a rasslin school in Memphis back when I was in college, pretty sure it was affiliated with Jerry Lawler.. may have been his rasslin school even.

Decided not to, then found out some people I worked with did the backyard wrestlings and started doing that instead. I didn’t participate in a lot of the stupid shit that backyard wrestling was known for and had some fun with friends.
 
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