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Well one of my best friends moved recently. Its just depressing. He was the funniest human I have ever been around in my life. I had so many good times with him.

Sherdog cheer me up with some funny stories. Damn I miss that dude...
 
the first time i watched Mitch Hedberg, Freddy Soto.

when rashad got ktfo by machida, when bisping got ktfo by hendo.

here you go TS:

Even better if you know spanish.
about the video:
Edgar’s Fall is a viral video featuring a young boy named Edgar and his cousin Fernando hiking in a ranch near their hometown of Monterrey, Mexico.

The original clip of Edgar’s fall was posted on YouTube in May 2006. The video begins with Edgar looking hesitant to cross a small stream using tree branches as a bridge. As soon as Edgar inches towards it, Fernando starts shaking one of the thick branches, causing Edgar to curse wildly in northern Mexican accent before losing balance and plunging into the water.



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Smoked for the first time in 3 years, got completely stoned, went into a mexican restaurant, and laughed for a solid 40 minutes. The waitress thought I was laughing at her because she was pregnant. I was just too stoned.

Note: I don't laugh uncontrollably when stoned anymore, it took a bit of time to remaster that skill.

Also, when someone got their neck snapped at the end of paranormal activity 3, i lol'd a solid lol. One of the more solid lol's I've ever lol'd before.
 
I was maybe 12 or 13 and was at the pools. All of a sudden everyone started laughing and pointed at this tubby kid and as he ran you could see something dangling in his shorts and then a shit fell out, never in my life did I lose it so much it was absolutely hilarious to me (but I don't go to public pools anymore because of that).
 
Real life situation.

Went to a strip club with my roommates cousin.

He put a 20 on the stage and pick up three 5 dollar bills.

To this day the memory brings me to tears.

Something I've watched would be this.

 
Oh man, just the other day. Me and a couple guys were bored in marketing class and decided to look up random pictures. One of them was scared shitless of spiders so we searched for "jumping spider eyes" to freak him out, after that they wanted to see some freaky shit so I showed them the after effects of the drug krokodil and a brown recluse bite.

Somehow, a pic of a moose pops up on one of our searches and I click on it. As soon as it goes to the google image page thing, I notice an article headline in the back that reads "students tricked into eating moose shit".

I'm not gonna go into detail because apparently it can bring the hammer (google it), but it was so fucking unexpected that we just sat there reading it and laughing as hard as we could for a good 15-20 minutes. As soon as we would stop laughing, one of us would start again and we would go crazy.
 
First time I ever watched Eat and Run. Hilarious.

 
Some random funny things:

any Jim Carrey movie from the 90's(specially D&D)
Insane Clown Posse's video "Miracles"
the premise of the show Full House
Fred Durst
the clip from Family guy where Peter was David Letterman and Brian was Paul
on Viva La Bam when he would barge in on his dad and beat him up on the toilet
Speak, the Hungarian rappers' video, "Sometimes People Make a War"
Fred Durst
Caveman Lawyer from SNL
Bobby Budnick from Salute Your Shorts
Ryan Jimmo's robot dance in the octagon
Fred Durst
 
I dared one of my mates to eat 16 Sour warheads at once for $10

One of the funniest things I have ever witnessed, he was pulling the most whack faces due to the sourness and every time he thought it was over a few more would "go off" in his mouth and he would continue pulling sour faces. It took him over 10 minutes to finish , he said he couldn't really taste anything for 3 days after it, which made it all the more hilarious to me.

When I gave him the $10 that Monday on the Bus to school, I could see in his eyes that he had totally forgot about the $10 but I gave it to him, he deserved it for the laughs we all got

The other time was when a whole bunch of me and my friends rented out a Holiday house. One afternoon about 8 of us were in the Spa and decided to take acid, it made all of us laugh our asses til the next morning. My face and abs were so sore the next day from the amount of laughter
 
I laughed so hard the other night, I damn near fell off the couch.
it was during a family guy repeat, where peter is giving brian a frog in
a box and says, "Yea, I punched four holes in the frog so it could breathe
better."
the ensuing scene where he tries to pick up the dead frog with the box lid left
me fucking howling.
 
First time I got high. It was fucking magical. One of my fondest teen memories.
 
the stuff that would top my list is all shit that happened with my friends, and wouldn't translate to text at all. so...

when i saw this like 13 years ago i laughed so hard it hurt.


for movies, this is the hardest i ever laughed by far.
 
DoctorGonzo said:
I dared one of my mates to eat 16 Sour warheads at once for $10

One of the funniest things I have ever witnessed, he was pulling the most whack faces due to the sourness and every time he thought it was over a few more would "go off" in his mouth and he would continue pulling sour faces. It took him over 10 minutes to finish , he said he couldn't really taste anything for 3 days after it, which made it all the more hilarious to me.

When I gave him the $10 that Monday on the Bus to school, I could see in his eyes that he had totally forgot about the $10 but I gave it to him, he deserved it for the laughs we all got

The other time was when a whole bunch of me and my friends rented out a Holiday house. One afternoon about 8 of us were in the Spa and decided to take acid, it made all of us laugh our asses til the next morning. My face and abs were so sore the next day from the amount of laughter
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Haha that is freaking funny me and my friends used to do stuff like that in school. My friend was a cheap ass so he'd do almost anything for money so we dared him to do a line of that Wizz Fizz sherbert for $5.
 
Freshman year my buddy and I almost shit ourselves laughing numerous times. Almost got kicked out of summer school for it too. Why were we laughing? The story wouldn't make sense to anyone, not even myself. But we were 14 and 15 during that time. We were young teenagers. The age between leaving the end of childhood (skateboards, magazines, pipedrems) and becoming a young adult, discovering yourself in an older world. We all went through something similar in Jr.High. We developed a strong friendship during 12 and 13 and now we had to go through the motions all over again at a new school.

The pressure weighed down on us when we became freshman so we stuck together like brothers. Joined the Football team like everybody else. I fell in love from a distance with a girl in one of my classes. I was always looking at her and trying to find an excuse to talk to her. Just trying to get those scraps that a Freshman can to feel visible to those around him.

Social groups were already forming and we didn't know what to do. But we both tried our best to keep our spirits up. If anyone fucked with him, they fucked with me. And vice-versa. Even made another brother from such display of loyalty. The laughter during these years was the best I'll ever have. Because the laughter then still had a flicker of the children we use to be combined with a mind that knew its juvenile rebelliousness was on its death bed. We laughed to burn what was remaining of that child fuel as much we could before a new school completely transformed us all over again.

We're still friends even though we are very different. We took seperate paths after Sophomore year. I was one of his only friends that visited him when he got locked up even though we hadn't talked much before then. Our friendship goes in spurts because such are things when you're older. I'm going to his moms house this Friday actually for his sisters birthday. I'm hoping he's there. It's like rewinding time when we hangout, except we're drinking beer and have our own stories now. Sometimes we even break out the skateboards searching for where those laughs escaped to. Hoping we'll find just one left inside, because just one would make all the difference.

If you look back at your friendships during these times and you aren't a little bit sad when thinking about it, then you missed out. Friendships like that are few and far between.

Sorry for the buzzkill. Gonna take a shot of whiskey for it.
 
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Just remembered one more. In grade 7 I payed a kid to drink water that everyone had used to clean paintbrushes; he chugged it, pulled a puke face, and spit it back into the cup. Realizing that he wouldn't receive my $10 unless he swallowed (eww) he proceeded to hold his nose and chug it again.

Oh and one time my friend just up and snorted some of my fish's food. No explanation given, no payment offered, he just grabbed it, put it on a table, and did a line.
 
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