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Happy Steak and BJ Day! March 14

I have second date tonight so maybe I'll get it a day early. She's vegan though so more steak for me I guess.
 
I have a problem with only putting one day aside for these things.

If you're only going to pick one day, make it "No Steak or BJ Day".

And I don't even like that, because what if you absolutely positively have to have a steak and a BJ?
 
philth said:
Loiosh said:
If you're only going to pick one day, make it "No Steak or BJ Day".
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that 'one' day is my entire life-time at this point.
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TheWorm said:
I was going to make this thread actually. I first told my wife about it maybe six or seven years ago, and amazingly my wife actually goes along with it.

Unfortunately, it has sort of back fired in that if it's not steak and blowjob day or my birthday, I'm not going to get one from the Mrs.

In fact, due to the fact that it's a leap year, and that for my last birthday my wife was 39 weeks pregnant and not exactly in the mood to suck my D, as of tomorrow it will have been 366 days since my last blowie, so by God I sure hope I get one tomorrow.
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Jeez bro, that's rough.
 
Well I got my steak, but no god damned BJ! FML! I knew I wouldn't -- all evening after I came home from work my wife kept making these stupid little jokes about finding ways to get out of it. Well, sure enough at about 9 o'clock she went to put our baby down to sleep by nursing him in the rocking chair, and she just let herself fall asleep in it holding him till midnight. I finally went to go get her five minutes ago and she zombie walked into our bed and fell fast asleep without washing off her make up, brushing her teeth or taking out her contact lenses. Son of a bitch.


Word of advice to any of sherdog's younger men: don't get married, because the amout of blowjobs you get will drop by 95%. And definitely don't have kids because you'll never get blown again. 367 days and counting :(
 
TheWorm said:
Well I got my steak, but no god damned BJ! FML! I knew I wouldn't -- all evening after I came home from work my wife kept making these stupid little jokes about finding ways to get out of it. Well, sure enough at about 9 o'clock she went to put our baby down to sleep by nursing him in the rocking chair, and she just let herself fall asleep in it holding him till midnight. I finally went to go get her five minutes ago and she zombie walked into our bed and fell fast asleep without washing off her make up, brushing her teeth or taking out her contact lenses. Son of a bitch.


Word of advice to any of sherdog's younger men: don't get married, because the amout of blowjobs you get will drop by 95%. And definitely don't have kids because you'll never get blown again. 367 days and counting :(
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Dude, that's rough. I feel your pain.
 
TheWorm said:
Well I got my steak, but no god damned BJ! FML! I knew I wouldn't -- all evening after I came home from work my wife kept making these stupid little jokes about finding ways to get out of it. Well, sure enough at about 9 o'clock she went to put our baby down to sleep by nursing him in the rocking chair, and she just let herself fall asleep in it holding him till midnight. I finally went to go get her five minutes ago and she zombie walked into our bed and fell fast asleep without washing off her make up, brushing her teeth or taking out her contact lenses. Son of a bitch.


Word of advice to any of sherdog's younger men: don't get married, because the amout of blowjobs you get will drop by 95%. And definitely don't have kids because you'll never get blown again. 367 days and counting :(
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Married 5 years, two kids, blowjobs are still a very real thing for me. I think you've just let your wife forget how special she is my friend.
 
I always thought August 14th (6 months after) was Men's Valentines day.
 
And if women feel out, they can have their own day.

I propose Chicken 'n Lickin' Day.
 
Enjoyed my steak and beej last night. Gotta give my wife credit, she's not even aware of the holiday.
 
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