Social Handshake or Fistbump - Which do you prefer?

[stalehotdog]

I used to be a handshake guy. But after seeing the amount of people who don’t wash their hands after using the shitter. No thanks.

 

[squeezewax]

I've never done a fistbump or high-five in my life, never will. Never said 'dude' or 'bro,' either.

 

[Slapjit]

 

[fingercuffs]

I mostly do fistbump, the odd time I do a handshake but very rarely.

How about you?

If a supplier fistbumped me before a meeting I'd kick them out.

 

[BroScienceTalkatWork]

grapplers —- handshake

Strikers —- fistbump

Next thread

 

[Fluffernutter]

Colleagues: fist bump
Students: hand shake
Family: hug

 

[666]

I miss being forced to wear a mask during covid and giving cashiers crazy eyes when they tried to 'smile with their eyes'.

 

[ssBaldy]

Fist bumps? How old are you, 6?
Grown men shake hands.

 

[PBAC]

fist bump in greeting. hand shake in buisiness but only if you mean it ... if you don't I will send the entire army of the 12 monkies after yu, added with Sun Wukong's pissing podium with the finger of god pointed at your weak kibbeling.

 

[Plissken]

I just say "Hey how's it goin'" and nod or wave hi and that's about it. If someone goes for a handshake and they don't look like they've been using their hand to wipe a pig's ass then I'll oblige.

 

[whocares]

The fist bump was slightly awkward when it showed up and it still is.

 

[horc00]

Nothing beats a good dick flick to start a conversation.

 

[Adamant]

It depends on the situation. I do both. I guess I prefer the fistbump for ease and quickness.

 

[Bobby Boulders]

I actually prefer numerous variations of this:

 

[Strijfy]

proper handshake, none of this gangster Predator vertical arm shake with shoulder bump thing

Edit; and while Im at it, firm handshake(not tim can crushing though), none of this limp, wet kipper thing

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

Handshake for acquaintances, bro hugs for close friends.

 

[NoSmilez]

I kiss the homies.

 

[fungi]

I used to prefer handshakes, as I think them to be more manly, compared to "teenagey fistibumpies"

However, lately I prefer fistbumps, after making an observation on how many fellers do not wash their hands after using the restroom.

 

[fungi]

I used to be a handshake guy. But after seeing the amount of people who don’t wash their hands after using the shitter. No thanks.

I used to prefer handshakes, as I think them to be more manly, compared to "teenagey fistibumpies"

However, lately I prefer fistbumps, after making an observation on how many fellers do not wash their hands after using the restroom.

How in defuq do a stalehotdog and a mushroom have so much in common?!!

 

[Kevster]

Who the fuck isn’t washing their hands after using the shitter, where do you animals come from.

Also fist bumping should be outlawed for anybody who’s left school.