haiku master dominates the UFC

[toasty]

Valentina draws

Grasso on Mexican night

round 5 10 to 8?

 

[toasty]

Sean walks down Izzy
Adesanya no answers
Bad press conference

 

[toasty]

Sugar bombs are bad
Aljamain ate way too many
“And new champion”

 

[MigitAs]

 

[toasty]

Irish plumber boy
Becomes multimillionare
And goes off the rails

 

[toasty]

A sumo tooth flies
Royce dominates the big boys
UFC is born

 

[toasty]

Ben rushes forward
To a bad motherfucker
Then retirement

 

[Poirierfan]

 

[OldBoy91]

Adesanya lost

Izzy was never that good

He also fucks dogs

 

[cade187]

 

[Platinum Perry Mason]

Woman's MMA
Why god why do this to me
He's a spiteful god.

 

[Yoricks Wisdom]

five syllables first
seven syllables second
five syllables last

 

[Kenny Powerth]

Right kick hospital
Left kick cemetery
The fucking end

 

[toasty]

Right kick hospital
Left kick cemetery
The fucking end

I swear I almost did this exact one. Kudos 1 master to another

mine was

Right kick hospital
Left kick cemetery
I present CroCop

 

[Paolo Delutis]

Go back to Japan
Competition easier
Leben knocked out fast

 

[Fossor]

Shavkat is the man
Nobody wants to fight him
UFC is dying

 

[NovaJon93]

The Spider arrives
Years of pure domination
Corny haiku ends

 

[toasty]

Drunken rabbit tears
Rumble walks the earth no more
God of punchery

 

[toasty]

Stipe Miocic
to extinguish fiery goat
only bones remain

 

[dipstickjimmy]

TS is am Shertard
Kimbo fights in backyard
Fighters paid in Reebok coupons
Dana has snow in his Vegas yard

Did I do it right?
Also I don't care.