Guy in China pees on Elevator control panel, and then....

[MicroBrew]

So this shithead pees on the elevator's control panel, shorting it out , leading to the elevator getting stuck.

Authorities should put him back in an elevator and send him up and down about 500 times, as punishment. Then make him clean all the elevators and every floor.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/67f6f5...e2386757e/ss_peeing-in-the-elevator-ends.html

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

He couldn't just pee in someone's coke instead, like any other respectable chinese person would do? Brought shame on his family and country.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I would knock someone out without even thinking twice if they pulled their cock out on an elevator I was in.

 

[minute bull]

I'll be honest I had hoped for a Butterfly Effect story.

 

[GSP_37]

Would have been a better story if the pee electrified his little dick.

I saw a store security video of China or Taiwan where this dumbshit bit down on the cellphone battery for whatever genius reason and that caused the battery to explode. Small explosion that didn't seem to do much harm though.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

He couldn't just pee in someone's coke instead, like any other respectable chinese person would do? Brought shame on his family and country.

I laughed so hard it started a coughing fit you fucking comedy genius

 

[CrimsonFan]

I would knock someone out without even thinking twice if they pulled their cock out on an elevator I was in.

Noted

 

[loyalyolayal]

Shamefur dis... China?

Es Normar-desu.

 

[loyalyolayal]

 

[DrVanNostrand]

I would knock someone out without even thinking twice if they pulled their cock out on an elevator I was in.

If a cock is so small you can't see it, is it really pulled out?

 

[ShinkanPo]

He couldn't just pee in someone's coke instead, like any other respectable chinese person would do? Brought shame on his family and country.

His small chinese pee pee onry good for Erevators

 

[ShinkanPo]

Shamefur dis... China?

Es Normar-desu.

 

[ShinkanPo]

I would knock someone out without even thinking twice if they pulled their cock out on an elevator I was in.

You must be fun at parties!

 

[Organic Damage]

Of all the public things I have contemplated peeing on, I can honestly say the control panel of the elevator only I am in is not one.

 

[I Am Legion]

I have peed in many a stairwell but never an elevator. Same goes for fucking, need to change that one.

 

[loyalyolayal]

You must be fun at parties!

They're awesome.




No peepee tho. We don't have that 5000 yr civilization advantage.

 

[Headkicktoleg]

China is the Florida of Asia

 

[loyalyolayal]

China is the Florida of Asia

Asia is the Florida of the world.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Asia is the Florida of the world.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Asia is the Florida of the world.

Asia, and China, are awesome. I dont get the hate. 1.4 billion people will have some dingleberries in there.