Guess who I'm imitating from the "other" mma board...

GFstealinBadGuy

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First person to GUESS who this guy is from the "other" popular mma board WINS the prize: Here is his story:

well I live in michigan. I grew up in the hood in flint. I was the only white boy in the area. Kids would throw rocks at my over sized head. LOL. I like movies, LOL.

I was gonna get a new job as a security guard at the mall, but I stubbed my big toe, now i'm on disability. thats too bad, because if I hadn't had stubbed my toe, my wife and kids wouldn't have left me. This all happened after my scheduled mma fight. I didn't fight though, as I slipped on a banana peel and hurt my knee. Now I can't fight. If only I wouldn't have slipped, I'd be a champ now.

Well my dog died, I got fired from my job as a shit shoveler on the docks here for non-performance and my wife left me again. I can't get to work because my car died after I used it as a pizza delivery boy.

Now I have to crawl to work at the shit docks to beg for my job back (remember my toe) and also put strain on 'me bum knee all day.

If I can get this feces shoveler technician job back, my wife and kids will come back, because I will be able to buy back my chevette from the impound lot.

My friend ryan bow knows me. Therefore I am a legit fighter because Of the black-white connection, as we call it here in flint town. There is no point in arguing with me, as I will ban you, tell kriket and then back up all my points with things ryan bow says.

*snigger* guess who this is....lololol
 
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Gary Coleman always tells it like it is...
 
lol, for those of you who know who this is you'll enjoy, I'm sure.

LOL@ the gary coleman pic. Gary coleman vs the cannon. I say coleman by attempted double leg takedown, 11 seconds of round 1 due to a tapout.
 
Originally posted by GFstealinBadGuy
lol, for those of you who know who this is you'll enjoy, I'm sure.

LOL@ the gary coleman pic. Gary coleman vs the cannon. I say coleman by attempted double leg takedown, 11 seconds of round 1 due to a tapout.




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someone better spit out the answer. then i will decide whether this post is funny or not.
 
Originally posted by FightTilYouDie
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I think this is the worst post I have ever seen, anywhere. Damn this post sucks.
 
I seem to have stepped in a big pile of badness
 
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