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Discussion in 'Archives' started by GFstealinBadGuy, Jul 22, 2002.

  1. GFstealinBadGuy

    GFstealinBadGuy Yellow Belt

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    First person to GUESS who this guy is from the "other" popular mma board WINS the prize: Here is his story:

    well I live in michigan. I grew up in the hood in flint. I was the only white boy in the area. Kids would throw rocks at my over sized head. LOL. I like movies, LOL.

    I was gonna get a new job as a security guard at the mall, but I stubbed my big toe, now i'm on disability. thats too bad, because if I hadn't had stubbed my toe, my wife and kids wouldn't have left me. This all happened after my scheduled mma fight. I didn't fight though, as I slipped on a banana peel and hurt my knee. Now I can't fight. If only I wouldn't have slipped, I'd be a champ now.

    Well my dog died, I got fired from my job as a shit shoveler on the docks here for non-performance and my wife left me again. I can't get to work because my car died after I used it as a pizza delivery boy.

    Now I have to crawl to work at the shit docks to beg for my job back (remember my toe) and also put strain on 'me bum knee all day.

    If I can get this feces shoveler technician job back, my wife and kids will come back, because I will be able to buy back my chevette from the impound lot.

    My friend ryan bow knows me. Therefore I am a legit fighter because Of the black-white connection, as we call it here in flint town. There is no point in arguing with me, as I will ban you, tell kriket and then back up all my points with things ryan bow says.

    *snigger* guess who this is....lololol
     
  2. GFstealinBadGuy

    GFstealinBadGuy Yellow Belt

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    FightTilYouDie Old Skool Superstar

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    LOL FTYD
     
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    Gary Coleman always tells it like it is...
     
  7. GFstealinBadGuy

    GFstealinBadGuy Yellow Belt

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    lol, for those of you who know who this is you'll enjoy, I'm sure.

    [email protected] the gary coleman pic. Gary coleman vs the cannon. I say coleman by attempted double leg takedown, 11 seconds of round 1 due to a tapout.
     
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    LeftBench Red Belt

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    Who is it?
     
  9. GFstealinBadGuy

    GFstealinBadGuy Yellow Belt

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    ttt for the contest!
     
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    Shooto Panama Gold Belt

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    What the fuck?
     
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    someone better spit out the answer. then i will decide whether this post is funny or not.
     
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    Ezekiel Artist Purple Belt

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    Gar Coleman made this post worth it
     
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    xxx thrilla killa Orange Belt

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    That was a fuckin stupid post.
     
  16. ensanity

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    I think this is the worst post I have ever seen, anywhere. Damn this post sucks.
     
  17. J-Garden

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    I seem to have stepped in a big pile of badness
     
  18. Eric O

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    go back to the mma board
     

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