Guarantees in life (MMA edition)

[aashmore]

We have all heard the classic line "there are only 2 guarantees in life.. Death and Taxes"

Various athletes and other folks have added a third option to try and be clever

What are the MMA equivalents?

Example. Death, taxes, and GSP 50-45

And if this isn't as fun of a topic as I think it is I'll add "Death, taxes, and white belts making dumb threads"

 

[sirmorbach]

Death, taxes and getting slapped if you fight a Diaz.

 

[BC]

Death, taxes, reebok you fucking goof

 

[touchedbyjab]

Death, Taxes, and touchbutt

 

[CerebralKnievel]

Death, taxes, and goofs.

 

[Judge Lance Ito]

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, to hear the lamentation of their women.

 

[Peoples]

Death, taxes and in terms of Hendo

 

[phunky]

Death, taxes and instant rematches

 

[chunglii]

There are no guarantees in MMA. Anything can happen.

 

[YoudBeSurprised]

The Chris will always be our boy.

 

[SocraticMethod]

Death, Taxes, and Wolf Tickets.

 

[dontlaugh]

Death, Taxes and Brendan Schaub post ko faces being shoop worthy

 

[Tormund]

Death, taxes and split decisions in a Masvidal and/or Larkin fight

 

[billharford]

"The only guarantees in life are death, taxes and the certainty that someone will turn this into a Kenny Florian quote" - Kenny Florian

 

[Bend NvR Break]

Death, Reebok, injuries, gassing, and PEDs

 

[qw3rty]

Death and taxes are virtually identical Joe

 

[Th3Sav4ge]

death, taxes and mike goldberg

 

[dontlaugh]

Death, taxes and split decisions in a Masvidal and/or Larkin fight

LMFAO so true especially Masvidal

 

[Conor McTouchbutt]

Death, Taxes, and touchbutt

You rang?

 

[MMA Nut]

Death , Taxes , and Fedor teasing us with potential UFC debut.