GSP vs Askren. With an AMAZING FACT about McGregor.

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Let’s get this out of the way.

The cliffs, and abridged tl;dr version are.

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Trust me though. The Convict McGregor fact alone is worth the price of admission.

This is another involved read. If you have three - four minutes to spare. And are a thinking fan of the game. You might find my take interesting. I do not supply cliffs, because there aren’t any. Knowledge, and intelligence have no short cuts. But a lucid look at the dynamics of any situation. Can always provide food for thought. I’m not about the histrionics of the casual Shertard. So, if you don’t have the time to invest, then move along. This thread is directed at the serious fans of the sport.

A few months ago, Askren delighted certain plebs by saying he’d beat GSP in 2019.

In order to be completely informed, and fair. In regards to claims that Askren would beat GSP at the time. I totally researched Askren back in 2015, I believe. Including all the film. GSP was on what turned out to be a 4 year hiatus. So his haters thought it was safe to jump on Askren’s bandwagon then. And they resurfaced a few months ago. Still flogging the same bullshit.

The argument both times is that Dana wouldn’t sign Askren. But if he did, he’d kick GSP’s ass.

Not only has Askren never fought in the UFC himself. He’s only fought 4 guys, that ever fought in the UFC, themselves. The records of those four guys in the UFC were 2-7 or 2-8. I’m not going back to double check now. If you want to though. I believe my figures, and memory are accurate.

So, who the fuck has this guy ever beaten ?

I believe they have only fought one common opponent. Jay Hieron. It was GSP’s 2nd UFC fight. That would be about 2004. And, he KOd the guy in about a minute, and a half. While Askren managed a 5 round SD against the guy around 2011-2012.

That’s MMAth, and I don’t subscribe. But, it really is the only head to head comparison available at all.

Maybe like Askren, himself. The nobodies he fought were actually all world class. But, that prick Dana just wouldn’t sign them, either. Yeah...yeah, I’m sure that’s the explanation.

Wait. That can’t be. Earlier tonight there was a thread about the scrubs on Khabib’s resume. Fighters that had no wiki page. I countered with the fact that any great fighter. Had some scrubs early in their career. It’s just common sense, right ?

So apart from the research I did 2-3 years ago. I had to check this one out. Just as I posted in that other thread tonight. GSP had 1 scrub on his resume that did not have a wiki page. The Spider had 4, while Jones had 6.

Askren has 7. Yeah, I mean it’s not crazy right. As I said, MANY big named UFC fighters had some scrubs on their resume. Early in their careers when they were just starting out.

But wait...

You mean three of the four MOST RECENT scrubs on Askren’s resume don’t have wiki pages. LMAO... I say, Got Damn !

Holy fuck...LMAO. I literally just searched this after typing the previous sentence. Convict McGregor has 13 fucking no wiki page scrubs on his resume. Literally 13 out of his first 14 opponents do not have a wiki page.

How in the flaming blue fuck do his nut hugging fans rag on Khabib ?????

LMAO...GOT DAMN ! GOT DAMN !

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Back to the original direction of the OP.

I find the arguments backing this guy to be utterly ridiculous. They have NO basis in fact. And, only exist as a way to try to discredit GSP.

Wanton and desperate is how I view such things. Kind of like people saying McGregor would beat GSP. Just like Bisping, Hendricks, Diaz, NBK, Shields, Kos, Hardy, Alves, BJ, etc, etc were all going to beat him, too. Because he never fought a fighter like them before.

Askren has less of a chance of beating GSP than any of the people I named above. And they all lost to GSP, already. I honestly don’t even see a possible rebuttal of this. GSP, and Askren or on opposite sides of the scale when analyzing the roundness of their games. And in which particular discipline either guy has the advantage in.

One of these guys defended against the best WW in the world at the time. Over, and over and over again. Then went on to take the belt in a higher weight class. After a 4 year absence from mma.

The other guy hasn’t even faced UFC calibre fighters. Let alone the murderers row GSP faced, and beat.

This is only my opinion. But I believe the argument is solid. Reasonable rebuttles will be carefully considered before being dismissed as the rubbish they are.

GSP whoops that guy’s ass.

For shits, and giggles.

Literally... The very first thing I said in this thread was. No cliffs or tl;dr exist for this post. So I’ll set the over/under at 10 posts for the first tl;dr gif. This one is real close. But, I have to go with under. GSP haters are really pathetic, but very consistent. They won’t let me down.

But I may have screwed myself by planting Convict McGregor in the title. But it wasn’t done on purpose. This is about Scrub Akren. I was looking up the early cans on Askren’s resume. Then checked McGregor. That knowledge came to me at exactly that time, and place where I was in my OP. And I wasn’t about to bale out on the crux of this post. Just for a chance to bury McGregor’s cockroaches.

I already own them.
 
Using the existance of wikipedia pages to judge the quality of fighter.

<YeahOKJen>
 

Post number two bitches ... We have a winner.

For you jokers with no idea what I’m referencing here. I set a 10 post baseline for the over/under on the first tl;dr. I chose under.

The very first reply nailed it.

Sherdog...

You have become a meme. I mean the whole fucking forum. You’re a caricature of yourselves. A political cartoon from back in the day.
 
GSP is the undisputed GOAT. I think even Askren acknowledges this.

I also think he has way too many tools for Ben overall, but I would not mind seeing them fight tbh.

Ben has some of the highest wrestling accolades at the lighter weight classes, and he does have some serious chain wrestling and top pressure.

If GSP not only stuffs him, but maybe even takes him down, how nuts would that be.

The Koscheck fight was one that literally had me goin

<TheWire1><{Joewithit}><30>
 
Post number two bitches ... We have a winner.

For you jokers with no idea what I’m referencing here. I set a 10 post baseline for the over/under on the first tl;dr.

The very first reply nailed it.

Sherdog...

You have become a meme. I mean the whole fucking forum. You’re a caricature of yourselves. A political cartoon from back in the day.

{<jimmies}
 
Convict McGregor? Scrub Askren? We need to put a ban on unfunny nicknames.
 
I read the whole thing... it was poorly written and hard to follow. TS gets a D for grammar, syntax and punctuation. "No Wiki page" is a horrible way to judge a fighter's quality, as already mentioned.

The only thing I really got away from this thread is that BOTH Khabib and Conor have over a dozen "no wiki scrubs" on their record. The only difference, may I add, is that Conor LOST to one of those scrubs (15-16 Sitenkov).
<{Heymansnicker}>
 
Post number two bitches ... We have a winner.

For you jokers with no idea what I’m referencing here. I set a 10 post baseline for the over/under on the first tl;dr. I chose under.

The very first reply nailed it.

Sherdog...

You have become a meme. I mean the whole fucking forum. You’re a caricature of yourselves. A political cartoon from back in the day.
I don’t know what you were expecting with a wall of text like that, that doesn’t even follow correct syntax.
 
I don’t know what you were expecting with a wall of text like that, that doesn’t even follow correct syntax.

The thread was not for you Gumby. I specifically said it was for the “ thinking fans “ of the game. I said it at the very beginning. What ? You’re so stupid that you actually carried on past that heads up knowing it was not your cup of tea ?

Shertards. Pretending the UFC is forcing them to watch bad cards ( in their opinion ). And SD forced you to read my long post ?

GTFO.
 
Using the existance of wikipedia pages to judge the quality of fighter.

<YeahOKJen>
Still waitin. Where did I do that ?

Oh, you mean I didn’t ?

Have the balls to admit you were wrong.

Where I come from we own our mistakes. We don’t try to lie about things while empirical proof shows us to be a liar.
 
The only thing i learned from this thread is that TS is self important, and pretentious.
 
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TS is a regular Chuck Dickens here. Reminds of the time I didn't read...


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