Grip strength - v2 - Paul Harris

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  1. SG123

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    Not how I wanted to deliver Grip Strength - v2, but rarely we get everything we want. For anyone interested, some further reading. And potentially our best way to understand what's just happened:

    http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/grip-strength.3225605/

    Anyway onto the real business, Paul Harris just got himself banned from South Africa for crushing an elephant.

    I was walking by and noticed him hysterically crying. Turned out he was actually laughing.

    Apparently he tried to pet it while it was drawing a portrait of him. This was the conversation verbatim:

    SG123: "Paul, why are you sitting for a portrait from an elephant in the first place?"

    PH: "I needed my hair cutted"

    SG123: "You mean 'cut'. Anyway, what the fuck happened with the elephant?"

    PH: "Past tents. It's dead"

    SG123: "FFS, I'll go check it out. But I just came from there and didn't see a dead elephant.

    SG123: "Is this a fucking joke Paul, there's no dead elephant past tents"

    PH: "Hair cutted"

    SG123: "Cut. But I don't give a shit. Where's the dead elephant?"

    PH: "Past tents".

    SG123: "This is sick mate. Why would you make this up? I checked by the tents".

    At this point Paul was laughing too hard to communicate with. I got the hell out of there and thought nothing more of it of it until local press started covering the story a day later. "Elephant crushed to death whilst drawing portrait of MMA fighter whilst he got his hair cut".

    I searched the area "past tents" top to bottom, so can't for the life of me figure out how I didn't see the dead elephant. But anyway, conclusively it did.

    Weird twist though, this happened in India. So in conclusion, fuck South Africa.
     
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    Least funny thing I've ever read here
     
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    I tried doing that, it's hard af to pull off. Would be great to do at work though
     
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    Had a lame crop of first responders I see.

    Leave it to me to resuscitate the patient.
     

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