Greatest night I've had in a while

[Snolla]

Dumped my cheating girlfriend and my boy Machida got a sick KO.

Who should Machida fight next? (other than retirement)

EDIT: Thanks a bunch bros. Was expecting to get roasted a bit but the humility in here is beautiful. Bringing a sher-tear to my eye. Love you bros.

 

[truthisfreedom]

Dumped my cheating girlfriend and my boy Machida got a sick KO.

Who should Machida fight next? (other than retirement)

Once a cheat, always a cheat, despite any begging or promising she'll try.

F*ck her, plenty more fish in the sea my dude


And f*ck yeah that Machida KO brought back memories of some badass times, back when the UFC was a fighting championship, not a diva popularity contest.

 

[HAWTRIDDUM]

Machida should fight your cheating girlfriend, ko her with a front kick, then make her drink Lyotos dads urine afterwards

 

[Snolla]

Once a cheat, always a cheat.

F*ck her, plenty more fish in the sea my dude

She did some fucked up shit.
Like, is this real life?

I need my sherbros to either have my back or roast me for being with her in the first place,

 

[Chomsky Honk]

good on you man

 

[Jawth]

It'd be cool to see him beat up Bisping.

Also If you want to get back at your ex put up her nudes

 

[AimedWithV]

Dumped my cheating girlfriend and my boy Machida got a sick KO.

Who should Machida fight next? (other than retirement)

But Machida is a cheater just like your girlfriend...

 

[Squintz]

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[Snolla]

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I wish. I still can't believe her actions myself.

 

[tjnickels]

Dude, she told me she got pregnant 7 months ago with my baby... didn't tell me... and got an abortion. Then dumped me, took it back when I told her to leave then, then instantly told me she wanted me to marry her right after.
Like, is this real life?

I need my sherbros to either have my back or roast me for being with her in the first place,

This would probably be something that should be kept personal, but I agree that's effed

 

[LouisBolanos]

Dumped my cheating girlfriend

 

[Snolla]

This would probably be something that should be kept personal, but I agree that's effed

You're right, I'm going to edit it. I'm just trying to rationalize all this.

 

[Jawth]

Dude, she told me she got pregnant 7 months ago with my baby... didn't tell me... and got an abortion. Then dumped me, took it back when I told her to leave then, then instantly told me she wanted me to marry her right after.
Like, is this real life?

I need my sherbros to either have my back or roast me for being with her in the first place,

Joking aside I too have stuck my dick in crazy and have it end terribly for me.

Sorry you gotta go through that shit man.

 

[vishal-ajj]

Dumped my cheating girlfriend and my boy Machida got a sick KO.

Who should Machida fight next? (other than retirement)

Feel good that trash is not in your life anymore. How ever did you front kick her face?

 

[Snolla]

Feel good that trash is not in your life anymore. How ever did you front kick her face?

Nah, I'm not into hitting chicks. I just dump them after a few crazy red flags.

 

[mb23100]

Well you might as well post a pic of her

 

[WhoIsYou]

Machida should fight your cheating girlfriend, ko her with a front kick, then make her drink Lyotos dads urine afterwards

 

[truthisfreedom]

She did some fucked up shit.
Like, is this real life?

I need my sherbros to either have my back or roast me for being with her in the first place,

You're good bro, we've all been played at some point in the dating game.

The important thing is that you learn from this mistake of dating a lying cheating c*nt, and NEVER take her back, because that's when you go from being an alpha, to a true cuck in every sense of the word.

Be a man, realize that you gave it a shot and it didn't work out, and move on/meet some new hotties. The right girl for you is out there, and she's waiting for you to find her.

 

[Snolla]

You're good bro, we've all been played at some point in the dating game.

The important thing is that you learn from this mistake of dating a lying cheating c*nt, and NEVER take her back, because that's when you being an alpha, to a true cuck in every sense of the word.

Be a man, realize that you gave it a shot and it didn't work out, and move on/meet some new hotties. The right girl for you is out there, and she's waiting for you to find her.

Ya, throughout my twenties I've had 3 and now 4 gf's cheat on me. I've never cheated or hit them or anything. I dump them every time. This chick did some other SERIOUSLY fucked shit though that I should keep to myself as another posted said earlier. I can't even fathom it still. Thank you man, good words too hear right now

 

[GBcrazy]

She did some fucked up shit.
Like, is this real life?

I need my sherbros to either have my back or roast me for being with her in the first place,

Honestly I will say this: stay strong bro. There's always hope. You see, even Machida and Fedor are getting KOs in 2018.

Don't ever weaken your resolve, stand by your ideals and live a positive life. Stay away from negativity.