Gordon Rmasey would slice through the UFC with a couple years of training

[KillerIsBack V2]

Slice like a hot butcher knife on butter.

First and most importantly, watch him defeat one of the greatest ufc fighters ever both in grappling and in arm wrestling(time stamped):


Look at that A-level chef reaction time and while arms crossed too(time stamped):


Look at this work out routine:
"on Sundays, he does an eight-hour workout that could be considered as the most intense.
He wakes up as early as 4 a.m, rides his bike at 5 and pedals 112 miles or 180 kilometers. And he does not get contented with just that, after the swim and cycling, he runs a good 10 or 15 kilometers." Source: MasterChef's Gordon Ramsay Reveals His Workout Routine and the One Food He Will Not Eat [VIDEO] (counselheal.com)

A-level weigh-in powers(opponents will be shook):

And he does it all off the juice!

He doesn't even need a trainer(watch only first minute):


Mental toughness beyond any combat athlete. here he is giving tyson fury a pep talked after he came back from depression:

 

[Mesos]

 

[Just Creed]

5...4...3...2...1...WASTELAND!!!!

 

[usernamee]

Lets not forget the midget that portrayed Gordon in pornos that got eaten by badgers

 

[johndhi]

Doesn't pass usada

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

Lets not forget the midget that portrayed Gordon in pornos that got eaten by badgers

 

[TheMessiah]

Imagine Gordon's trash talk. That would be entertaining

 

[Osiris3657]

TS deserves dubs for having such a boring life that he wasted time creating this garbage thread

 

[Warehouse]

He was on his way to having a decent football career when he was young, so he could have had devastating leg kicks reminiscent of Jose Aldo at the very least.

 

[svmr_db]

Imagine the faceoffs Gordon could've had with opponents at UFC press conferences, incredible tension. 2 million PPV buys easy.

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

TS deserves dubs for having such a boring life that he wasted time creating this garbage thread

It passes the time on the toilet.
You entering this thread is the same as me giving you a swirly... before flushing.

 

[Ube]

Yo that part where he’s carrying Ronda around..... almost made me start fapping bros wow

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

Imagine the faceoffs Gordon could've had with opponents at UFC press conferences, incredible tension. 2 million PPV buys easy.

The one in the OP is actually more impressive.
Calm Ramsey is more intimidating than angry ramsey.

 

[mudrubble]

He was on his way to having a decent football career when he was young, so he could have had devastating leg kicks reminiscent of Jose Aldo at the very least.

And if you allowed knives in the cage he'd have a fuckton of experience and an artistic flair to share.

They say it's the closest you can get to a street fight but no knives? Weaksauce.

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

He was on his way to having a decent football career when he was young, so he could have had devastating leg kicks reminiscent of Jose Aldo at the very least.

That actually explains alot.
He always struck me as somebody who should have went the jock's road.
Plus, jokes aside.. that work out ruotine in the op is no joke.. I had to reread the article to make sure.. 8 hours cardio.. on a bloody 4am sunday...

He also said he takes sports super seriously because his dad died of a heart attack due to obesity. Gotta respect that statement.

 

[Warehouse]

And if you allowed knives in the cage he'd have a fuckton of experience and an artistic flair to share.

They say it's the closest you can get to a street fight but no knives? Weaksauce.

If that were the case, he'd turn each of his opponents into a dish worthy of being served in a Michelin star restaurant.

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

And if you allowed knives in the cage he'd have a fuckton of experience and an artistic flair to share.

They say it's the closest you can get to a street fight but no knives? Weaksauce.

Ironically, Aldo opened up a burger place lol

Imagine what an A-level gourmet specialist could do in the octagon.

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

it was fun while it lasted lol

 

[mudrubble]

Ironically, Aldo opened up a burger place lol
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Imagine what an A-level gourmet specialist could do in the octagon.

I haven't eaten anything today and this has me salivating. But it's probably not that good, sadly, like most burgers. But way to go for him - diversify your assets, ninja!

 

[KillerIsBack V2]

I haven't eaten anything today and this has me salivating. But it's probably not that good, sadly, like most burgers. But way to go for him - diversify your assets, ninja!

bro, I wanna walk into with work out buddies there after gym just so we can giggle scanning through the menus.
It's probably a bunch of MMA theme'd dad jokes, cause this is one: