Google is Skynet, and it's building Terminators.

[GergreG]

Elbows too pointy. Wood not.

 

[Loiosh]

Elbows too pointy. Wood not.

They have other models with elegantly rounded elbows, and a variety of attachments.

 

[Prefect]

They have other models with elegantly rounded elbows, and a variety of attachments.

Yeah, but they could lose a few pounds.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I made a thread awhile back about Google X, google's semi-secret R&D division, and all the programs under it's umbrella. Some pretty crazy stuff. What's really weird are those google barges.

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/d...secret-research-development-facility.3495861/

 

[BobSappIsMyDad]

Pffft yeah right

 

[breadfighter]

I for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

 

[Eazy123]

Army of robots

Lol I think we're good

 

[hillelslovak87]

The time for a framework of checks and balances to curb ai and robotics is years past at this point. Humanity may have fucked ourselves to death with out own robodildo.

 

[Dinotective]

I will disguise myself and live among them

 

[Jopious Extronimous]

Does make sense, because when they come they aren't going with an evil sounding name like Skynet. It'd be something innocent, something harmless that people could never associate with evil, something like.... Google.

Giggles are fun. Goggles help. So Googles must be good too, right?! Wrong. One day you're searching for bun cake recipes, the very next day you're chained to a soul uploader that's siphoning the humanity out of your body just so the mainframe can convert that shit into gigabytes! Or more likely... googlebytes.

The end isn't near people. It's here, it's in your house, it's on your phone, it's occasionally up your butthole depending on what you like to do with a quiet sunday. There's no stopping it now. Best we can do is follow the blueprint Terminator Genesis laid out and hope we sent someone to the future so they could send someone back in time to stop someone who went back in time to stop someone from traveling to the future where they would then go back in time, impregnate a woman who's son would grow up to go back in time and stop himself from being killed and/or becoming a time-traveling robot who goes back in time to kill himself, himself.

We can only hope we're that smart.

 

[Joe_Armstrong]

I'm curious of the files the make about people.
And how they classify them.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

water kills them though

 

[Deleted member 457759]

I'd rather be ruled by robots than Marxists.

 

[mcveteran81]

This is really why they want our AR-15's -they don't want us to be able to stop them.

No not stop them, because you won't. They just want to take are ability to fight back at all.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

When are the sex androids coming out.

 

[KnightTemplar]

Google has:

• The names, addresses, locations of billions of people. Even if you don't have a smartphone, someone you know does, and you're in their contacts.
• Excellent programmers.
• Facial recognition software.
• Programs that drive machines autonomously (self driving cars).
• An army of robots (they bought Boston Dynamics in 2013, along with several other leading robot companies).

They quietly dropped their mission statement in 2015, which was "Don't be evil".


When our cities are smoldering ruins and the last of us are living in caves licking fungus off the rocks to survive, remember that we saw it coming, we knew it was coming, we had talked for decades about it coming, we made movies about it coming, but...


We did nothing to stop the robot apocalypse.

Spoiler

Fun and interesting video, the killer robot joke is the first five minutes, but it's a lecture on computer thinking.

Well I for one welcome our new Robotic with Austrian Accents Overlords

 

[hiphopnazi]

I'm way under the radar, incognito brother.

 

[Graves The Elder]

TS is an overlord emissary

 

[Loiosh]

Well I for one welcome our new Robotic with Austrian Accents Overlords

TS is an overlord emissary

Personally, I'm going to swear fealty to THIS model: