Google is Skynet, and it's building Terminators.

[Loiosh]

Google has:

• The names, addresses, locations of billions of people. Even if you don't have a smartphone, someone you know does, and you're in their contacts.
• Excellent programmers.
• Facial recognition software.
• Programs that drive machines autonomously (self driving cars).
• An army of robots (they bought Boston Dynamics in 2013, along with several other leading robot companies).

They quietly dropped their mission statement in 2015, which was "Don't be evil".


When our cities are smoldering ruins and the last of us are living in caves licking fungus off the rocks to survive, remember that we saw it coming, we knew it was coming, we had talked for decades about it coming, we made movies about it coming, but...


We did nothing to stop the robot apocalypse.

Spoiler

Fun and interesting video, the killer robot joke is the first five minutes, but it's a lecture on computer thinking.

 

[Prefect]

So, the real life skynet has a penchant for stealing dick pics?

 

[CoolB]

I'll be dead crew checking in

 

[Jesus X]

the miniature drones with explosives are also creepy those things could probably kill people easier than those robots.

 

[Lovestorm]

Did Skynet make it more difficult to find nude pics, though?

 

[Loiosh]

So, the real life skynet just has a penchant for stealing dick pics?

It knows.

Sexual tyrannosaurus hung like a horse, threat to the machine.

 

[Loiosh]

 

[JAEGERX]

we know all this already, when is this doomsday coming anyway, i've been waiting for years

 

[Damage]

are you John Connor? im asking for a friend

 

[n...not crazy]

What's a Robot Apocalypse? I'm gonna have to look that up.

 

[Bacco]

To be honest, Skynet fair won my loyalty by porn

You humans better hope they never offer me a 100% perfect prime Adriana Lima sexbot

 

[Peteyandjia]

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

This is really why they want our AR-15's -they don't want us to be able to stop them.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

Meh. Can robot rule really be that much worse then human rule?

 

[91 seconds]

It's still not as scary as if Dogman is real. I live near the woods btw.

 

[snakedafunky]

Bitcoin is Skynet. It has tricked humans into making more powerful and stronger computers by using mankind's most reliable emotion: Greed.

 

[therealdope]

Google has:

• An army of robots (they bought Boston Dynamics in 2013, along with several other leading robot companies).

And sold to Japanese cell phone network company SoftBank.

 

[Loiosh]

And sold to Japanese cell phone network company SoftBank.

You're almost as much fun as a root canal.

 

[therealdope]

You're almost as much fun as a root canal.

May not be fun, but it's true. BD is now owned by SoftBank.

 

[Zer]

They avoid hiring white people as much as they can so they can't be that evil