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My uncle Clembert Karpfinger.
Talk about the fates being against you.
This man had 8 cases of ‘zexual’ assaults brought against him. Five of which from 4 of his ex-wives. Of those 8 cases 4 have been shown to be spurious.
I know it sounds bad but Clembert had a BAC about 0.37 at the time as did (or at least in the ballpark) of his ex wives and the gal who worked at the oil change place.
He’s a very dignified man who sadly learned of a way to make windshield washer fluid palatable if mixed with some other fluids … learning this while shaving off some community service hours in Alcoholics Anonymous. This ‘beverage’ becoming his drink of choice.
I don’t want to say ‘model citizen’ but he is heroically digging himself out of a hole that the fates pitched him in… all starting back when he was a young kid in his mid to late 30s and was kind of this ringleader of a group of guys who were stealing from various Family Dollar locations that used to be a bit more ubiquitous in the area. He worked his way up to clerk and the siren call of the cash register as well as the safe did a number on his better judgment. Having access to multiple Family Dollar locations helped lead to his downfall.
Just a classic case of “Society prepares the Crime, the criminal commits it.”
Keep him in your thoughts. He’s now enmeshed in a legal kerfuffle related to some misunderstanding of him taking a coin or two out of a Salvation Army collection tin and then swinging on the old lady who was ringing the bell and trying to prevent him.
Sounds worse than it is. Besides, he said she was mean mugging him first when he saw her outside Autozone while on his windshield washer fluid run…. Joking around he said he first flicked her off and made a joke about how she should get a real job. This leading to her giving him the mad-dog stare down.
Talk about the fates being against you.
This man had 8 cases of ‘zexual’ assaults brought against him. Five of which from 4 of his ex-wives. Of those 8 cases 4 have been shown to be spurious.
I know it sounds bad but Clembert had a BAC about 0.37 at the time as did (or at least in the ballpark) of his ex wives and the gal who worked at the oil change place.
He’s a very dignified man who sadly learned of a way to make windshield washer fluid palatable if mixed with some other fluids … learning this while shaving off some community service hours in Alcoholics Anonymous. This ‘beverage’ becoming his drink of choice.
I don’t want to say ‘model citizen’ but he is heroically digging himself out of a hole that the fates pitched him in… all starting back when he was a young kid in his mid to late 30s and was kind of this ringleader of a group of guys who were stealing from various Family Dollar locations that used to be a bit more ubiquitous in the area. He worked his way up to clerk and the siren call of the cash register as well as the safe did a number on his better judgment. Having access to multiple Family Dollar locations helped lead to his downfall.
Just a classic case of “Society prepares the Crime, the criminal commits it.”
Keep him in your thoughts. He’s now enmeshed in a legal kerfuffle related to some misunderstanding of him taking a coin or two out of a Salvation Army collection tin and then swinging on the old lady who was ringing the bell and trying to prevent him.
Sounds worse than it is. Besides, he said she was mean mugging him first when he saw her outside Autozone while on his windshield washer fluid run…. Joking around he said he first flicked her off and made a joke about how she should get a real job. This leading to her giving him the mad-dog stare down.
